- After-ski Obliteration
Snow is falling to defeat Snowballs crushing every street Cry for beer to survive The cold winds in the night Heavy drinking all night long After-ski obliterati...
- Arabian Jesus
On a cross in Baghdad He was born with a mighty moustache He had a nice mother And 15 violent dads He was a famous kid He healed the wounded ones He turned wate...
- Beast Of The Bayou
Isolated creep, I've gone fucking insane Crock or gator, who gives a shit He'll eat you all the same We don't care for your company, he just needs to feed I'll ...
- Born Tired
You gave birth to a kid That fell asleep immediately He wakes up when it's time to eat Then he falls asleep again Born tired - born to sleep, live to rest Born ...
- Crocophile
In the jungle, the filthy jungle I am searching for love I know there are a lot of horny creatures But I know what I want I have been with snakes and frogs - an...
- Dear Driver
It was an awful autumn night I took my car for a ride The speakers were pounding death and grind I accelerate and left the cops behind They couldn't stop me I w...
- Evil Coffin
You lived your life as an angel You never hut a fly You went to church every Sunday But now you have died Your life was holy but you're rotting In the evil cof...
- Happy Hour, Crazy Hour
I enter the bar like I was kind On the stereo they play Sting It is early Saturday So it's very cheap to drink I get insane power Happy hour, crazy hour Beware...
- In The Swamps You Rot
Deep in the bayou, backwoods brothel bait When you need a place to stay stop by Old Judds' place Strangers always welcome, city folk especially All hours of the...
- Keeper Of The Seventh Son
You have seven kids But one of them is missing You wonder where he can be But you don't have a clue He's not on top of the hill He's not behind the moon How ca...
- Mongoloid Wannabe
You want to be someone Attention denied Everyone knows you're a fake Go home and cry You're not what you want to be Just get it out of your head Please accept w...
- Mr Big Head
It started as a normal headache I took some pills and thought some rest would help But my head kept aching and started to swell My head is now so big that you c...
- Pretty Dork
Eating up the ass With rusty knife and fork Puking in the grass I am pretty dork I am ugly I am funny And you love me Pretty Dork Come and hug me Come and kiss...
- Taste Of The Sun
So refreshing Taste of the sun Looks like lemon And it is for free Yellow - in the snow Ice cold - let it flow Thirsty - never again Share it - with your frien...
- The Friendly Call
Excuse me excuse me I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to call this late But I have to tell you something important I know you think that our families are good f...
- Then You Know
You put on your shorts and open the fridge Grab an ice-cream and call yourself a bitch You go outside to catch some sun You slip on ice and land in snow No this...
- Wedlock
Rutger and his friends were stealing diamonds worth a lot of cash But Rutger was betrayed and shot by his so called friends Rutger went to jail destined to fail...
- Wigdestroyer
Here I come bored of everything I go downtown to look for you You are the ones who lost your hair And tried to replace it with an ugly wig I rip it off and thro...