al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus...

Going on dates is fucking lame I couldn't be bothered to remember your name Just want to get fucked and some more of the same I don't got time for these fucking...

Why do you think we throw stuff at you? You own all our cd's- you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay You bought all our t-shirts- y...

harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled john zorn called to tell me you're great the caller id was from a gay bar you guys fucking suck any guy who likes you l...

HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS HE WRITES POETRY HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK UN...

You have to wear a diaper Because you're old [x2] You have to use a wheelchair Byo(because you're old) [x2] You can't remember your kids names Byo [x2] You have...

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS I LIKE TO BEAT WOMAN I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING I LIKE ASSU...

[chorus:] Bill scott's dumb [x4] You were brought up in a nudist colony And you're also adopted too You wear those gay pink shorts And your dog shits all over...

YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIG YOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASH HERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE ...

[Sung In The Key Of Gene Simmons Counting Money] You'd better watch out I own a bank mahine You only took out 10 I charged you for 19 You'd better watch out I'...

you're fucking awesome you're my favorite actor your character is great you fucking rule [chorus:] branscombe richmond [x2] you and lorenzo work great togeth...

YOU HID ON YOUR BUS YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY C...

I'm on the beach crankin' my band's sound The bitches know we're the hottest around Their pussies getting hot, juicy, and wet Cause we're the best band they've ...

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS DEADBE...

shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay bolt thrower,you're...

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS DEADBE...

you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like us you're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad because we're on a label dec...

POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR DICTATORS ARE COOL DIC...

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FA...

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS YOU TOOK A...

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS YOU TOOK A...

You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead [Chorus:] T...

You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead Towelhead, t...

is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine fred's a fucking as...

THERE 3 OF US, THERE 6 OF YOU WE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS GAY YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAY NET ARE S...

Picking up sluts in a bar Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Getting head in the back of my car Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks Fuck Yeah! Fuc...

[Manowar cover] HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT WE WEAR ...

Help! This is Mother Earth! Somebody please help me! The corporations don't even care While the rain forests go bare Oil spills & tanker wrecks Don't show the ...

You're such a fucking hebe You're always freebasing pennies You went to a plastic surgeon And got your nose enlarged [Chorus:] You've got a tattoo of a penny-...

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE WANTED...

other people were fucked with too but all you care about is you faggots, gypsies, others too but you just want people to care about you hogging up hogging up t...

your band is fucking awesome,you have the best sound you're really really good,you're the best band around [chorus:] hootie and the blowfish [x4] even though...

I saw this stupid cunt in the front of the stage I got hard because she was underage I had a dumb roadie give her a backstage pass I had her deep throat me whil...

YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSE YOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELF YOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVE...

You shouldn't have been a woman You shouldn't have had a cunt You deserved it Cuz you're a dumb cunt D-U-M-B C-U-N-T You deserved it You deserved it You deser...

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNT YOU DESERVED IT CUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT D-U-M-B C-U-N-T YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DES...

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT ...

BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFE You wife is so fucking possesive She complains when you're with friends She's always a whining cunt You cave in cuz...

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a simple man; I never made mu...

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a simple man; I never made muc...

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a simple man; I never made muc...

YOUR WIFE WAS SO FUCKING BORED WITH YOU I WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE FUCKED ME I THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOW I MET HER AT ...

I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR ...

If you work with me prepare to get harassed When you're standing at the copier, i'll pinch your ass I don't care if you're ugly, don't care if you're old You're...

IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASS I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD YOU'RE...

first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore ran out of men in canada and came here for more you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean becaus...

YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU AND THEN I RAN IT OVER YOUR ...

he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a ...

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE ...

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE FOR ...

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU ...

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK FMERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID TH...

A few years ago i snuch F Mercury into your son's room I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid t...

A few years ago i snuch F Mercury into your son's room I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped You spent your life savings putting your kid t...

I saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay I saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay I saw you riding around on y...

JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM WE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH...

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE SO AS THE TRAIN...

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But ...

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST YOU WEREN'T A...

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST AND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCK...

YOU FUCKING DYKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM I SNUCK A RETARD IN T...

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND I WANTED...

I wanna wake up with you every day of my life I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me I'd be worse than a ship lo...

i kidnapped mr peabody and his "way back machine" when we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant i punched every girl i saw in the face on the way to the...

I wish my dealer was open It's too late to get some more coke My dealer is closed for the night And for once I'm not totally broke I wish my dealer was open I ...

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of...

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest o...

We just wanted to sound like shit But you thought we were avant garde You thought we went to art school But we worked at gas stations You thought we were cool ...

Guys used to always buy you drinks And they'd always kiss your ass Now you just have one tit Ha ha you stupid cunt I always hoped you'd get aids But breast can...

You're only useful when you're sucking my dick The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick You're a stupid groupie following me from state to state Like I said ...

I was selling flowers by the side of the road And you came to the flower stand I was telling you about pansies and roses But you tried to grab my hand I'm flat...

I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABIN I'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR" I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE ...

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was ...

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love O...

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love ...

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEE...

FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARM THEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFF THEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STORE PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATE INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN IN...

You're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde You're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard You're not something special, you're not something new Yo...

first you killed an old person then you went to jail then you killed another when you got out on bail [chorus:] old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people s...

[chorus:] jeanine jizm is a freak Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses on one of the verses HE sang lyrics from a "slinky" commercial the other verse HE san...

I just ordered my 30th whiskey Your bitch comes over, starts gettin' frisky She says, "Aren't you the badass singer of AC?" Next thing you know she starts to bl...

I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING I DO...

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget [Chorus:] Y...

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget You're not fuck...

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget You're not fuck...

[chorus:] hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're gay,you're gay i'm gonna lock drop dead in mcdonalds today,today i'm gonna (don't remember) and fry a burge...

This stupid slut brought me home last night I robbed her after I got laid I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made I crank it up to ten all night, I'm muc...

[chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a fucking queer at 1pm he has...

You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more We matured into each other's arms, we were never a...

You PC fucking faggot You're trying to win an oscar for adoption I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen [Ch...

you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick you're big fucking...

I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer And love you for the m...

In all your reviews you always talk about yourself No one really cares how drunk or high you are You always write about the dumbest fucking bands It figures you...

SKA IS GAY, REGGAE IS GAY YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNK YOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBC London's CALLING AND THEY'RE CALLING YOU G...

YOU PC FUCKING FAGGOT WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY I'LL NEVER RECYCLE THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING IS GAY RECYCLING I...

[chorus:] rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2] you were on benson,you were in mash,you're french you're gay and you suck [chorus] you were in police academy...

I saw your deep blue eyes from afar I saw you at the church bazaar I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother And I asked her to introduce us to each oth...

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING YOU CALL YOURS...

YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE...

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY'S GAY HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW TECHNOLOGY'S GAY I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TR...