Yea, this is where I show you how nice I am 50 bars I rip up the mic dirty, battle anybody who's worthy The only player out with a CT jersey You see me, heard ...

Yeah Put your bottles of Adderall in the air This is for everyone with ADD You know you got it Listen, listen [Verse 1] I got attention deficit disorder, I ai...

[Intro] Yeah, Webby Freeway, yeah! Block to the Burbs, man If you nice, you nice End of story [Verse 1 - Webby] You see I'm reaping for the burbs, still I'm ...

[Verse 1] I'm a beast on the mic When I speak, when I write Speak to the sight, OZ and a pike I don't give a fuck that my jeans so tight, Don't worry bout me g...

[Verse 1] I couldn't stop staring when I saw her at the bar Walked over and introduced, she said "I know who you are" She said she liked the rapper type, no ma...

Say that's fer sher, And that's fer sher That's fer sher, What? That's fer sher [Chorus] I'm a beast, That's fer sher Kill a beat, That's fer sher Spittin' he...

[Verse 1] [Chris Webby] Lemme get my fresh on, next on deck I just breeze through easy, I haven't stopped yet People give me daps, it's just a sign of respect,...

[Verse 1] [Chris Webby] Yeah, I love girls, what's the matter with that? And they like me back, as a matter of fact See 'em at the bar grabbin' a drink, give '...

Yeah! Yeah! I be killin' 'em Ye ye, I'm killin' 'em Till my bank statement reads 27 million They said I couldn't do it so you know I gotta get it done Acrobatic...

It's another one of them smoking songs, ya know what I'm saying? Where my pot heads at? Right here aha, yeah, yeah, CT, check it We rollin trees and smokin la ...

Yeah We all get to that point in our life, Ya know, Shit really hits the fan and, Everything seems like it sucks But ya know, you always gotta think, Everything...

Yeah, yup My mamacita, Check, okay [Verse 1] She the picture of perfection, let's start with that, Type to give an elderly man a heart attack She bad, So godd...

Yeah, okay I got high and wrote this song in like 45 minutes Ha, what's good? Check it, ay I'ma go ahead and do my thang You just gotta let me off the chain Ye...

[Verse 1][Chris Webby] Yeah 203, where you at baby? Hempstead, holla! I'm nice, yo, I'ma outdo you, don't know what I'd do to, You, bitch I'm cuckoo Only white...

Yeah anytime I step I blaze it thoroughly No one seeing me I need corrective laser surgery Check my date of birth you see Webby's only 21 Hotter then the summer...

Yeah What's goin in on em knodge You already know Yo keep that vaporizer plugged In though you already know I'm be back there in a second I'm sorry mom I had to...

Ha, yeah, it's Chris Webby Danimal Lector in the mo'fucking building You know, Connecticut, ha Webster's lab, bitch Let's go, yeah [Verse 1: Chris Webby] You n...

Feat Sam Davies Ea, it's Chris Webby Yup, CT where you at? Check, y'all mother fuckers can hate all the fuck you want You can't stop me from shinin' Ha Yea [V...

(Evil Laughs) I'm a Super Villian where the fucks Kick ass? One kick to the chest will give em whiplash Crack a 6-pack, light a bogie up Twist a Bamboo, cuz be...

[Sample: Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova - If You Want Me] Are you really here or am I dreaming I can't tell dreams from truth For it's been so long since I hav...

[Verse 1] I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal I never ate my vegetables, skipped ou...

Yeah Check it It's my life, my life, [Verse 1] [Knowledge] I can't go every day with bein' sober, It gets kinda hard tryna to cope with this devil on my shoul...

(Man, I don't even know what I'm doin in this motha fuckin booth right now) Haha, let's go! Chorus: When you walk in the room, it is clear to see I'm the one,...

[Intro] Welcome, welcome! I'd like to welcome you all to Webster's Laboratory I'll be your host for the evening Chris Webby if you didn't already know Step righ...

Aw shit Uh, uh Yeah Uh I am not Simba, I am Mufasa Roar so loud that it shakes the casa Blowin' more lines than Vinny Chase and Sasha Grey A lot to say with pen...