We're here at the White House for a special report On the Energy Crisis Mr President, have you any statement? 'Leave me alone Just leave me alone' Mr Preside...

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We are here on the beach Where a giant shark has Just eaten a girl swimmer Well, Mr Jaws, how was it 'Dynomite' And what did she say When you grabbed her 'Pl...

This is Walter Funkite, On the campus of Fun City College, Where a slight difference of opinion Seems to be taking place Between the students and local authorit...

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February 14, 1929, St Valentines Day In a warehouse on Chicago's south side Members of the Al Calone gang Disguised as policemen Gunned down a dozen of Bugs Mor...

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