I am comign intry and stop me push furniture in front of the door, it only gives me something to push against in the full heat of the summer'sday you're tellin...

I got a patch I got a pin Obtained political beliefs From the same songs as my friends I got a five finger discount To the little record store, Its easier to ge...

Hey, you little bastards Do you wanna bang heads with me? Cause it's Friday night or it's Tuesday night And we're in each other's company So I'll think of you ...

Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you Not one word is exaggerated -- entirely true A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight As I rock the ho...

Ever think to yourself about an option? A different way to be? Lets round up the no good doodz and put 'em on an island, in the middle of the sea I thought of a...

I think I hope I die before my friends do Because the alternative makes my stomach hurt sometimes When I say "friends" I mean family I like too The second tear ...

*speaking* This is a cover song by a band that used to exist outside of Phlidelphia, their name is I Hate You, this song is called Bloody Lip *singing* I'll giv...

foxy man and the glitter picker upper foxy man and the glitter picker upper foxy man and the glitter picker upper this song serves a purpose of a character int...

I want to ride my bike with Mike across the country I'll record the package's music, yeah, I'll burn a set on CD Some will complain, though duh, it's the same t...

Opened up a letter, I wrote to myself It was postmarked 7 years before What are the reasons why I don't want no babies? I will not insult intelligence and sit h...

Let's give credit where credit is due To another President band Remember it takes a fine rock outfit To record flawless emo gems complete with surface noise An...

You're too old and too smart Not to listen to Captain And I am too old and safe Not to stick my big mouth in So stop it already And just think of something els...

The most remarkable thing about coming home to you Is the feeling of being in motion again, It's the most extraordinary thing in the world I have two big hands...

alright, ralphhappy birthdayyou freak you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are you're in...

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary then my girl she decided to smooch mary no one to smooch i would not be caught dead then into the picture steppedmy...

i know i could have been dead my nose swelled up to the size of my head the fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered i did not see it, so i put my gear in ...

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up So Mr Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks I can onl...

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little home It was cheap and we split and we're fixing it up So Mr Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks I can only b...

I have a strategy I don't think I have to get a real jo That didn't work But I am confident That I am favored with overwhelming odds It is a system It is strai...

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics I like sports There are some things I force myself to miss Like I never met an athlete I like and hocke...

*speaking* Uhh so, hi! Thank you very very much for many things, Thanks Umm, thanks for clapping now Thanks Umm, first of All thank you for sticking around thro...

This guy jeb is from outer space He showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face So i confronted him, before he could hide He looked nervous and asked ...

i know i'm ready! i'm predictable likea western spaghetti i'm surei bet i'd like to go 'cause i'm late but i haven't even started yet my life: i wake up at dawn...

Twelve inches per foot Two pints in a quart Why don't we make it easy? The English system of measurement must be linked to history We can use units of ten and c...

Ohhno, no I don't know that guy no I don't know him, whose he oh yeah, oh yeah she's over there oh what you got there, oh,oh thats cute come over here I don't w...

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold, there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow excluding the scary paper ma...

This year, Halloween fell on a weekend, and me and the ghetto boys were trick or treating Robbing little kids for bags, until an old man popped behind our ass! ...

My life is easy My life ain't hard I spend all day in my fucking back yard I ain't go not money and I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I Ain...

I see you on the street as you walk on by You make me wanna hang my head down and cry If you gave me half a chance you'd see My desire burning inside of me But ...

wall to wall and floor to ceiling i know, i know my heads gone vertical and my beds gone vertical and its not symbolic and we are talking litteral one box New ...

i joined a gym, although its not punk at all, but i gotta look good and lower my cholesterol there's one girl i want to notice me i'll have a slightly better ch...

i was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee when a thought popped into my head if all of us hated high school so much why was nothing ever changed? so i call...

it was my birthday everything was going my way so i took my girl for a real nice dinner (dinner) we went to the facist restaraunt told her she could have whate...

Flagstaff, Arizona Two weeks on the road with Sean na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na One day before we did play, we penned a song by us, for us We di...

Lets set the north pole on fire! Here we go! Barbeque, softshoe, living in an igloo Cookin' up chicken wings, creating a meaty, beefy stew Charcoal, one goal,...

i remember where i was just a year ago today a different classroom, but it seemed the exact same way i walked in and out and down to the shore now that i think ...

I see your bad hand its in front of me take your now you pay the kitty I see your bad hand We got it We got the trump You slide your card face down on the table...

With a fellow I run a record label and its name is File-13 He's a tall dark Arkansas-ian motherfucker and i couldn't say for sure if he actually likes me I gues...

From Antartica to the polar caps try to fit a big orb on a little flat map I'm not going to drive this time I love Greenland when it's Africa's size North is no...

I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait My time is like water down a drain Everybody's moving, everything is moving Please don't leave me to remain In the wa...

[spoken:] ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the jewish conspiracy and how the jews run the media, and they have all the money, and they pretty much d...

We walk the streets and night we go where eagles dare they pick up every movement we pick up every loser they did it as a creature you think that we really care...

Dave Mandell, I'm disappointed Your life can't be so disappointing It's Saturday night all night, let's get out Out on the streets, the city is calling It's you...

you took em by surprise, you roll those crazy eyes, like the letter, the things inside your head i can't make up my mind, you know that that's a lie i really ha...