Behold, the eighth wonder Of the natural world! Come one and come all See the two-headed girl Stupendous! Revolting! You'll be shocked, you'll be awed A true fr...

Elephant (elephant) Big and strong and gentle and intelligent (intelligent) How could I feel blue I've got my sister at my side And an elephant-y ride Elephant...

Evelyn, Evelyn Why do we bother to stay? Why are you running away? Don't you feel like severing? Everything's just come together at last It's broken, I don't wa...

Have you seen my sister, Evelyn? Dang, she's gone and wandered off again! I've been lookin' high and low, Where oh where'd my sister go? She's been known to spe...

When routine bites hard And ambitions are low And resentment rides high And emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different roads Love, love w...

It's hard enough to know, Where you're really supposed to go, When you're looking for a friendly face, Book a ticket to another place You move your lips to spea...

Sandy (Sandy) Fishnets (Fishnets) Washed up on the shore What's she catching, and will she be sore? Sandy was the prettiest of all She talked French, she came ...

Are you there Evelyn? Yes Of course I am I'm always here What's the matter Evelyn? I'm frightened It's that time of year again Isn't it Evelyn? Yes It is tha...

You pulled up at the house At half past seven, In your '69 Impala Shook hands with my father And we stopped off at the drug store By the drive-in, For some Troj...