Shut us all down at nine o'clock, Well, it seems kind of early, But what can you do with it? The cops are sitting in their cars all night, So uptight. You kn...

My father once performed an appendectomy at sea. The patient was quite grateful for his medical degree. The surgery was numbered a success. An untried scalpel h...

Stomach is rumbling, it's hard To keep from mumbling aloud Can't shake the feeling that you'll Be coming home in a shroud It's just a dumb vacation, but you Can...

I was buck naked down on the pond. Well, I was swimming with the fishes. On the shore, I left my britches In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies. I ...

Flapped ragged wings - or the boundary kings There is often her stock of the fortune it brings It's my living stoop - brings out a broken croop It delivers it's...

A dangerous drifter's in town Wearing black boots and a frown. He keeps on bringing 'em down. A dangerous drifter's in town. He's starting to see double. He's ...

A picnic on a sunny afternoon. I'm feeling lighter than a red balloon, well it's Hard to believe it, but I can perceive that Love is winding up, and it'll hit m...

Take a step don't bend your knees Throw back your head like you're gonna sneeze Puff up your chest till you bust your vest Then look around like you don't say p...

Hey man. You might think I'm a bum because I get out of bed A little later than you. Well, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead, But I've got s...

Gobi desert 1925 search party barely made it back alive When they opened up that burlap sack Everybody there had to jump back Smell the ozone, hear the crack Sh...

Handsome and reliable, His hand controls the fate of this whole crew His assistants are so pliable, Whatever this thing takes That's what they'll do When he ri...

Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it Cause I know just what I'm gonna do I'll start to spend my money Callin' everybody honey And wind up singin' the b...

10 o'clock you get the call from Dr Joe Across the river Charles to Charleston row Borrow a horse from Deacon John Its already 11 better get yourself gone All ...

Pack your duffle and your ditty bag, Here we go Say goodbye to everything you know It's a long white river, That we're bound to row Tell your people that you'l...

I dreamt I saw a monument Erected in my name, The mayor was there to cut the ribbon Still nobody came The pond was stocked with fishes Hand selected, one-by-on...

When I'm walking down the street just following my stinky feet around All the people that I meet don't hesitate to greet me with a frown Is it just the way I l...

Magneto driven, can't you see I've got need for batteries Nanometers in width and length, Tiny but with super strength Swallow me cloaked in a pill, I'll find t...