You said I just crossed 6th avenue Looked like I hoped that they would keep driving And it's true halfway through of my crossing to you I thought about dying Bu...

A cinderblock, a bag of batteries oh baby please let's catch amnesia together I don't wanna remember It'll just hurt for a minute It's easy once you begin it I'...

I hope it doesn't work I hope you make each other as miserable as you made me I hope it blows up in your face I hope it doesn't work I hope you make each other ...

Well it's Good Good Good Friday And I took too long to rise I knew that it was getting late but I couldn't open my eyes So I slept in 'til the soaps came on And...

I've got lots of fake friends They've got lots of fake phones And whenever I call them They're never at home I see them on the street and they smile at me But w...

I'm wearing your perfume sample like a scapular And it's sucking the life of me like Dracula Morning you were chorus and verse And I'm warning you it only gets ...

I thought I'd make a living off of mason jars In case I fail at something that's from the heart CHORUS But I found out it was only worth like three bucks and t...

CHORUS I built a model airplane just to fly away from you I built a model airplane and I sniffed up all the glue But no matter how high I fly I can never outrun...

I don't know how many mushrooms I'd have to eat to find you attractive I don't know what does your Saturday look like Let's find out Cause here's an open palm a...

I didn't grow up with no brothers or sisters But elephants, marmosets, leopards and lemurs I guess I can use it as my excuse And I hope you'll excuse me if I'm ...

My idiotic vapid pathological crush on you Is masochistic massively unrealistic too CHORUS I think I had another nightmare mama (shoo bop shoo bop bop ooh) I t...