CORNY And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium for the first time ever on nationwide television it's The Corny Collins Spectacular COU...

VELMA Front step Cha cha cha Back step Cha cha cha Side step Front step Back And turn TRACY Oh my God Penny there's Link! Link I can't believe I'm really here ...

WILBUR Styles keep a changin' The world's re-arrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter But time cannot take what com...

MOTORMOUTH Once upon a time Girl i was just like you Never let my extra large Largesse shine through Hair was brown and nappy Never had no fun I hid under a bu...

LINK & GIRLS Blood on the pavement what a mess AMBER Is that your eyeball On my dress AMBER & LINK Don't drink and drive Please keep your head Or come graduat...

AMBER Tracy Turnblad, this is for you They came from way far out In outer space And with her help They may destroy the human race AMBER & GUYS She's got cooti...

TRACY Oh, oh, oh Woke up today Feeling the way i always do Oh, oh, oh Hungry for something That i can't eat Then i hear that beat The rhythm of town Starts call...

TRACY Oh, oh, oh I'm all alone My heart has grown But it's broken, too This morning Life was a Baltimore fairy tale Now i can't make bail! My mother's in shoc...

TRACY I can hear the bells PENNY Tracy, are you all right? TRACY Well, don'tcha hear them chime? PENNY I don't hear anything TRACY Can't 'cha feel my heartb...

On my own, there's no chaperone But my heart still is mine for the keeping Tracy, take a rest; you can pass this test You can still dream your dream while you'r...

Hey old friend, let's look back On the crazy clothes we wore Ain't it fun to look back And to see it's all been done before All those nights together Are a spec...

MOTORMOUTH There's a light In the darkness Though the night Is black as my skin There's a light Burning bright Showing me the way But i know where i've been Th...

LINK They say it's a man's world Well, that cannot be denied But what good's a man's world Without a woman by your side And so i will wait Until that moment you...

Hey little girl with the cash to burn I'm sellin' something you won't return Hey little girl take me off the shelf 'Cause it's hard having fun playing with your...

Stop Stop telling me what to do-o Don't Don't treat me like a child of two-o No I know that you want what's best Please But mother please give it a rest! (3x) ...

SEAWEED Hey Trace, my moms pitching a platter party at our record shop up off North Avenue Wanna come "check it out"? PENNY May i also come "check it out? SEA...

WOMEN I gotta get out I gotta get out I gotta get out How'd i get in this slammer This cooler This big dollhouse! MATRON Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big D...

AMBER, TAMMY & SHELLY Hey look out for that moving van Driving down our streets You better lock up your man Before he meets The New Girl in Town AMBER Who just...

CORNY Hey there, Teenage Baltimore! Don't change that channel! 'Cause it's time for the Corny Collins Show! Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! CORNY (& ...

TRACY Hey mama hey mama, Look around Everybody's groovin' to a brand new sound Hey mama hey mama, Follow me 1 know something's in you That you wanna set free So...

LINK Once I was a selfish fool Who never understood I never looked inside myself Though on the outside, I looked good! Then we met and you made me The man I am...

You can't stop an avalanche as it races down the hill You can try to stop the seasons, girl, but you know you never will And you can try to stop my dancin' feet...