• 2 We-Wiza
  • 2 Weeks To Myself
    Two weeks of my summer left I got them all to myself Two weeks of my summer left No Dursleys to worry about And I got a room at the Leaky Cauldron The Minstry ...
  • Dark Lord Lament
    Why'd you have to go and kill my parents, Lord Voldemort, I mean 'You-Know-Who'? Why'd you have to leave that lightning scar, Lord Voldemort, I mean 'You-Know-W...
  • Felix Felicis
    Let's drink down a bottle of Felix Felicis Then we'll bury a giant spider And then we'll reveal ourselves to a hogwarts professor While we're sneaking out of th...
  • Fluffy
    A three-headed dog A three-headed dog Oh my god, a three-headed dog Look at it's snot Look at it sail It's flying off from it's face without fail A three-head...
  • Follow The Spiders
    We've got to follow the spiders Into the Forbidden Forest We've got to as Hagrid said But don't be scared Don't be scared Don't be scared That spider is only t...
  • Gryffindor Rocks
    Take off on my broom I'm gonna fly circles around you And there's no way that you're gonna get that Snitch No, you're not gonna get that Snitch from me You're n...
  • Human Hosepipe
    we went to the coffee tea shop on out first date, and it started off great, we made with the talking, and it was just fine, but it soon turned into that awkwar...
  • I Am A Wizard
    I'm a lonely boy I live beneath the staircase My cousin is real fat He makes my life a sad state The Dursleys are my guardians They are so mean and evil If onl...
  • My Teacher Is A Werewolf
    My teacher is a werewolf He's liable to bite someone in class That would be so bad He's been locked inside the Shrieking Shack But he's the best Dark Arts teach...
  • Platform 9 3/4
    Oh, the bus don't go to Hogwarts You gots to take the train No, the bus don't go to Hogwarts You gots to take the train And we'll take the train From Platform ...
  • Problem Solving Skillz
    Hermione is brainy Ron has red hair And they're my two best friends, here at Hogwarts And we'll hang out together, here at Hogwarts And we'll cause lots of trou...
  • Save Ginny Weasley
    Are you scared to walk through the hallways? Are you worried that the spiders run away? Are you petrified of being petrified? Are we going to have to save the s...
  • The Firebolt
    I got the best present for Christmas But I don't want to gloat All the kids at school are gonna be jealous I got the Firebolt The best broom in the world I cou...
  • The Foil
    Your blood may be pure, But your heart is spoiled You wouldn't be so tough without Crabbe and Goyle Malfoy wouldn't be so cruel if I wasn't around I'm his enemy...
  • The Yule Ball
    The Yule Ball Is fast approaching now I don't dance Especially in front of crowds Everyone's making such a big deal of this I'd rather take on another Hungaria...
  • These Days Are Dark
    Voldemort is back, he's come alive These times are dark, but I can see a light I can see it in your eyes We got Sirius Black and he's pretty serious Now that t...
  • This Book Is So Awesome
    This book is so awesome I can do anything This book is so awesome I am the Potions king Did you hear that, Half-Blood Prince? I said I was the king Did you hea...
  • Wizard Chess
    Verse 1 I don't want to go home for Christmas this year I don't want to see my family I just want to stay at school for this winter break I just want to stay at...