• Butt-Uppe
  • Butter Me Up
    Let's lie out in the hammock and pretend to contemplate the stars, If they shine bright tonight And if it's overcast then we'll find the shapes, That the moon, ...
  • Hot And Cold
    [Chorus:] She's so hot and cold, Why won't she let me know? She's so hot and cold, Why won't she let me know? [Verse 1:] I got, I got, I got a feeling in my ...
  • I'm Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
    Well that blonde headed girl, She gets me goin' It should be a crime My stomach turns, I'll never learn, She gets me every time I guess I should be a little mo...
  • Jesus Had Breakfast In Bed
    Johnny sleeps every night down by the shore, He thinks he saw a girl there begging him to come aboard But every time Johnny gets a little too close, She says "Y...
  • Make-Believe
    So you caught me off guard You knocked my feet right out from under me (Right out from under me) Please give me just one chance I promise you wont regret anythi...
  • Merry Christmas Little Match Girl
    There's a boy lying awake on Christmas Eve, Listening for ol' St Nick as he counts his sheep And somewhere there's a man lying awake in his prison cell, Reading...
  • New York Rain
    So I flip through the pages of this magazine And I read about the celebrities, And who is dating who this week And then I wonder who really cares about the was...
  • Over The Top Or Under The Weather
    I see the cattle lined up for the fast food machine with their lottery tickets in hand, And there's a girl outside with storybook eyes and a daughter that she h...
  • Seventeen At Three In The Morning
    She spent the night with me and we woke up in the backseat The windows were foggy so we wrote our names on the moisture in the rain Surely this'll last forever ...
  • Sunday Afternoon
    There's a symphony playing in the alley for free, I hear the timpani splashing in the puddles down the streets And there's a man sleeping in some garbage, he do...
  • The Bumper Sticker Song
    I saw a sticker on the bumper of a car and I swear it looked like it had been through hell I looked over on the passenger side, I think you were asleep but I re...
  • Uppers, Downers, & All Arounders
    Well that blonde headed girl, She gets me goin' It should be a crime My stomach turns, I'll never learn, She gets me every time I guess I should be a little mo...