Wishes in the world are what everyone would wish for And then imagine what would happen if we got just that Would we waste it? (yeah) Would we taste it? (erm, i...

Wishes in the world is what everyone wishes for (except for blue ketchup, yuk) And the imagine if we got just that (hmmmmm) Would we waste it? (yeah!!) Would we...

I know a very anoying song I think I'll sing it 'k here's how it goes Dum de Dee Dum de Daa Dum de Dee La da da Ooooohhhh yeah So annoying Um um um um la dee...

He dosen't think what he's gonna do All that can stop him is just me and you I always knew I couldn't count on you But this time I'm gonna have to trust you Thi...

You're so fine but you don't know The things that I make up about you It's kind of weird and you're always confusing You say things in the morning Take it back ...

You have the wrong point of view I had a picture of you but I burned it It was a mistake but my life was at stake There's things you don't know about me Did yo...

1,2,3 Do you know where you are? Or when you're comin' back You seem kind of lost You must be f***ed on crack You smoke it all and you sniff the rest And don'...

Hey Jimmy What? What? What? Hey Jimmy What What What Your Girlfriend is some loser How? Well you see, It comes down to this (attempted rap) Jimmy is a dick an...

Dear mom i'm sorry for being such an ass I killed the cat i broke your glass I'm sorry i'm such a pain in the neck Nobody's perfect but what the heck I'm sorry ...

I hate your mother she's such a f***ing bitch I'd love to kick her, see her suffer, little prick I hate her i hate her Don't you hate her too? Oh, and by the wa...

You might have gotten away this time But you better brace yourselves because I"LL BE BACK Yeah i'm gonna do my time Then come back to you all I'm gonna kick the...

I got a date tonight My date looks cool, so shall I I did the most I could do to make myself cool Except one major problem I need a freaking haircut I sprint in...

Hey mofo Sup brotha' Comin' to the disco tonight Yeah I'm bringin' a whore Cool where'd you get her Shop You bought her? $699 Man is she good Don't know yet Can...

Steady up boy don't go too fast Don't you know that tonight is gonna be a blast Or don't go too slow and don't use that tone We people are the guys of tomorrow...

My brother has no friends Cuz he acts a little dick He went up to some lads They just called him a prick He went home so sad that day He was in misery It's just...

I've been crying all night I've got a hell of a fright And I shouted out shite!!! My poor telly is broken Chorus It's gone, gone forever It'll never come back ...

You're so stupid You're so f***ing blind Just shut up let me blow your mind Nobody trusts you and it's no f***ing wonder You tell the whole freaking world Your...

I was talking to my mother We was talking to each other Then 10 minutes later you came by You asked us what was up We told you to shut up We said go home you in...

I've done something bad I don't know what it is I've murdered somebody I know not who it is What happened? well, it isn't fair 'Cos I was drunk at the time The...

One day I saw a hot momma I stood and stared and said "shomra" Her long brown hair Falling here to there And me just standing and staring 'cos Chorus She's goo...

Yo dude What? you talking to me? Yeah you hairy mofo When was the last time you had a shower Well, er, I guess, um, a week ago? Oh come on man how old are you 3...

He'll kill you in the night He would kill you with all his might He'll grab a big knife He'll end your miserable life He aint good, he's quite a bitch He dosen'...

Right everybody put your hands in the air All the people, will you do a good dare Bring it on myself, and yourself We've got a lot in common I like skating and ...

You can't take a joke You don't drink no coke You'll scream if ya get a poke You are a sensitive bloke You don't have no dreams Of fellas or lightning beams Yo...

You broke my heart You broke it in two You don't realize We trusted you Was it a mistake? It was a mistake Chorus- Can you belive We trusted you What came int...

So like one day I was walking home I saw a dude wearing really gay clothes Ripped up t-shirt saying "I love porn" He might just be a- Hey now steady up hold you...

Did my mom tell you that I love you? Did she tell you I wanted a hug? Well if she did she was bloody well lying 'Cos I'm a freak, I'm a rebel I'm a thug I spray...

You piss in the sink Shower in the toilet Who wants to know much more You moan at chores You bring up boars What sort of cracked woman are you No one knows what...

I've been waiting, waiting so long I've been waiting for you to come along I think you're cool I think you're nice I think you're sexy I think you're fly I thin...