- A Girl Like You
(1st Mans voice) I met you at a Pearl Jam concert You stood up and began to dance When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants...
- Bad Pickup Lines
Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your b...
- Camel Toe
Your a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When your on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see...
- Condomnation
If I have a date and I think I'm gonna mount her, I go to the drugstore and head to the counter I get what I need and I put it in my wallet It's the same old th...
- Enormous Penis
Whenever life get you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when your all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobo...
- He Said She Said
(Ah Hahahahaha) She said, " You look handsome today dear" He heard, " I just bought something really expensive" (Crew laughs) He said, " Are you having an af...
- Mama Was A Hitman
I remember when I was 'bout 2 years old in a play pen on a grassy mole countin cars was some new schoolbooks Mr Oswald said were ours Mama would take us to work...
- Orange Barrels
"orange barrels orange barrels every where i see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry, darryl, and darryl standing next to the orang...
- The Man Song
Ladies and Gentle man the man song! (he's the man, he's the man) I don't take no crap from anyone else but you I wear the pants around here when im finished wi...
- The Pussy Cat Song
1 2 3 4 1 my pussycat was scrathin' at my front door he scratched so hard poor pussy got sore SORE pussy sore pussy just a friendly little cat [friendly little...
- The Woman Song
She's a woman She's a woman Ladies and gentleman, the woman song She's a woman, yeah She's a woman I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can ...
- Toast Song
all around the country coast to coast, people always say what do you like most, I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast, I always tell 'em I like toast yeah TOA...
- Wiper Blades
o winters here with all the ice n snow n the surly slush upon the road the salty spray upon muh window makes me wish i replace my wiper blades (chorus) muh wi...
- You Can Be Mean To Me
You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and caddy cruel and unusual twist my nose with your fingers trip ...