Panthelogy? What's that? Sismology? Beats me. Rheumatology? Radiology? Musicology? Musicology! Chorus: Play the funky, funky, musicology! Play it on your radi-...

Ashley, what is that gizmo? It's a backwards song box You take a song Feed it in this tube Turn this dial Press command B flat And out it comes, backwards! Try ...

Chorus To pack for camping there's just two rules, Do we need it, is it cool? Here's the stuff that we really need, Just the bare necessities Hunters dressed l...

There's no such thing! It's not a ghost, because there's no such thing. No such thing. I can't be frightened of a globby, green, glow, 'cause there's no such th...

There once was kid Who moved to the block From down around the bend He was a lonely new kid And the new kid needed a friend One day a boy on a bike rode by The...

(rap) They say boys will be boys Well that's not overblown 'Cause they're forever all together in a different time zone What could be more annoying than this Ha...

Mary-Kate, why are you planting that popcorn kernel? I'm growing a popcorn tree A popcorn tree? No such thing Wait and see Gee, it grows fast Uh oh, it's going ...

Christmas time comes but only once a year. Reminding everybody that they should be of good cheer. Families gather by the tree and sing, About the happiness and ...

(knock knock knock knock knock) I'll get it! Yes? hello, my name is railroad bill. I'm an engineer for Amtrack oh hi! well, we're running kind of behind schedul...

Something is enough to drive me insane Who made up the rules to this silly game? It's no fun at all Wishing he would call Standing around hoping for some guy to...

We've got cookies to make, we've got carols to sing If we type while we bake, we'll be done by Spring Do we have time to buy Christmas dresses? Should we try to...

I don't know about you but I'm not through 'Cause when we're wrinkled and gray I hope there's still a kind in you, Who wants to come out and play. What is this...

Fell off my bike and got it bent Uh-oh...accident! Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb Uh-oh...accidumb Oh no, poor thumb...accidumb! Jumped in the lake wit...

Faces looming overhead, Skin of blue and eyes of red, Hair that stands straight up into the air. Monster fangs and witches faces, Hidden in the darkest places. ...

It started out so innocently. A game of skill, a little fantasy. But it's alive now like never before. Sure that I don't think we are in control anymore. Choru...

Looks like the roar of the ocean And sure like the wind went in And so like the shape of the little break But to me all the stuff repels Feeling the rock is ro...

Something is enough to drive me insane Who made up the rules to this silly game? It's no fun at all Wishing he would call Standing around hoping for some guy to...

We love a place by the nile, That is just great don't you know? There is a spinx oh way oh And pyramids in a row The Paintings on the tombs, They tell a tale of...

We don't like the merry-go-round We get tired of swings We prefer the bumper cars And other scary things All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper We want to fly...

Wake up in the morning, must make my bed. Brush all my teeth, comb the hair on my head. Eat all my breakfast while mom makes a fuss. Then rush out the door bare...

We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, And a happy new year Glad tidings we bring, To you and your kin, Gl...

Check it out! It's always time for imagination Why not design a new trend? What you create could inspire a conversation Next thing you've made a new friend Se...

Mary-Kate & Ashley: To me, Christmas means family. And? Friends. And? Presents! I'll tell you what Christmas means to me Candles burning low, lots of mistleto...

Hey Danny, why don't you sing one? Sure, I'd love to I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the tree tops glisten and childr...

What if a magic genie came and said to you: "You can be anyone you want...just tell me who." Anybody? "Anybody. Think it through. Who would you be?" Who would ...

Since we walked in the front door, we've never been treated like this before. All this attention could easily go to our heads. Ride the elevator to our floor, g...

Water water everywhere. I don't want to drink. Oh what a day for water play. You'll have to swim or sink. You look so cute in your bathing suit. The waves are c...

Chorus: Take out the papers and the trash Or you don't get no spending cash. If you don't scrub that kitchen floor You ain't gonna rock and roll no more. Yakety...

I am so all-american, I'd sell you suicide I am totalitarian, I've got abortions in my eyes I hate the hater, I'd rape the raper I am the animal, who will not b...

We're calling everyone, We're putting out the welcome mat I've got the tunes I've got the food We've got the party hats We've got everything we could ever need ...