Wrapping paper everywhere Stacked up dishes, but who cares They can wait until tomorrow now It's you and me, and this old couch The Christmas tree in our livin...

He yelled out from the back row, "Look here, preacher man, "We all know you're new here, but you need to understand "It don't really scare us when you yell and ...

(Don SampsonWynn Varble) I like kickin' back on the sofa Flippin' through the channels just to see what's on I enjoy eatin' eggs over easy Soppin' up with a bi...

Verse 1: I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight with somebody, twice your size I've been known to cause a few bre...

My buddy Blake was all-state with dreams of the NFL Jenny McClain had big brains She got a scholarship to Yale And there was Hershel who did two commercials And...

So you say you wanna tie the knot And you're askin me if I think the two of you have got What it takes to make it work, Well one thing's for sure All you really...

She's got Brazilian leather boots on the pedal of her German car Listen to the Beatles singing back in the USSR Yeah she's goin around the world tonight But she...

I remember sayin' I don't care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm okay Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said, "You see t...

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head The stars in the sky looked down where he lay The little Lord Jesus asleep on...

There ain't nothing I would rather see Than you drying off on this dock I've been thinking, it's so good to be me But girl, on second thought Wish I could be th...

When you're feeling lonely, lost and let down Seems like those dark skies are following you around And life's just one big shade of gray You wonder if you'll se...

That sleepy little campfire poppin kinda craklin We were Heatin up th pork and beans Bubu said man it don't get any better than this If you know what I mean We ...

I said a bad word when I was a kid Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame And I tried like hell to ...

It was a cold and dark December night But a star still lit the sky Away in a manger you heard a baby cry It was the cry of the Son of God A little baby boy Born...

I'd like to take you out on Friday night I bet you're beautiful by candlelight We'll grab a bite and dance the night away I'll try to have you home by Saturday ...

Kevin wasn't really all that popular in school But I remember well the day I thought 'Now that guy's pretty cool' He pulled into the parking lot and everybody c...

I filled up two shopping carts late last night The one was full of fishing gear, the other Miller Lite The checkout-lady laughed and said 'You think you got en...

Someday I'm gonna be famous, Do I have talent, well, no These days you don't really need it, Thanks to reality shows Can't Wait to date a supermodel, Can't Wai...

West Texas forecast more of the same Sunny and mild no chance of rain That old John Deere tractor ain't moved in days Oh, but he's out there climbin' back on Be...

Pat Green: We were just dumb kids With a six-pack That a bad fake I'd bought Sittin' on the living room couch Hopin' that we didn't get caught Brad Paisley: An...

You know I'm stubborn, set in my ways, said I'd never Fall in love, used all the old cliches But just now when you called and my heart rate hit the roof I reali...

Cornography (featuring James Burton & the Kung Pao Buckaroos) Written by Brad Paisley, Frank Rogers and Peter Tilden The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presen...

Oh yeah, sure, no problem I'll just throw away these feelings Let go of all these hopes And never think of you No offense, but you've lost it If you think I'll...

I remember working on a rooftop In the hot summer sun all day Now I work two hours a night It feels a lot more like play 'Fore Kenny joined the band He used to...

I'm still breathing and my heart's still beating I might as well start living again And so I threw on a shirt Put on a jacket went out to meet some friends And ...

Well you're the first car in an hour or so I'm glad you stopped in, it's sure been slow around here today Just like every day Well I couldn't help but notice yo...

Tempted and tried we're oft made to wonder Why it should be thus all the day long While there are others living about us Never molested though in the wrong Cho...

When you find yourself in some far off place And it causes you to rethink some things You start to sense that slowly you're becoming someone else And then you f...

Long stem things of beauty Created by the good Lord Cut down in the prime of their lives Boxed up, wrapped in paper Delivered to your front door Just to wind up...

Stop starin' at me Leave the sad looks at home Everybody feels bad, And you don't understand, It's not like I'm alone 'Cause everyone has battles to fight And ...

You wouldn't believe the number of times I've heard somebody say How come some guy, some handsome prince, hasn't swept you away But I take off on that tour bus,...

In the weeks that follow a breakup The last thing you want to do Is be out buyin' groceries And see you-know-who I left a half-filled shopping cart Sittin' on i...

When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new It always winds up feeling more like a job interview My momma used to wonder if she'd ever meet someone W...

Chorus Hold me in your arms just see how it feels Don't make me wait forever just because you know I will Don't leave me hangin', wishin', waitin', just hopin' ...

I'm holdin on to you When I close my eyes You're still in my arms and we never said goodbye And it's all I can do To go on with my life But that's supposed to b...

I never knew how people wound up in a bar In the middle of the day Broken souls or broken lives From the choices that they made I didn't know how much I had to ...

Somebody's gotta scratch your back, the places you can't reach Say something that'll make you laugh, that's exactly what you need, And I hope that's me, I hope ...

I talked to my sister in Memphis And I told her you were movin' to town Here's her number She said she'd be glad to show you around I left a map on your front s...

I am dreamin' tonight of a place I love Even more than I usually do And although I know it's a long road back I promise you I'll be home for Christmas You can ...

When a freight train jumps off a track And rolls down my road And it's summer time in Texas And they're playing in the snow When politicians everywhere stop tel...

Well I love her But I love to fish I spend all day out on this lake And hell is all I catch Today she met me at the door Said I would have to choose If I hit th...

When you see a deer you see Bambi And I see antlers up on the wall When you see a lake you think picnic And I see a large mouth up under that log You're probabl...

Darlin' after you left I got that promotion They transferred me out to La Jolla right on the ocean And now I'm makin' more money than I can spend I've got a hou...

She's 98 lbs workin down at the Dairy Queen With an Oval V home perm and braces And he's long haired no job and just 19 They've got a baby on the way and They'r...

I come to the garden alone While the dew is still on the roses And the voice I hear falling on my ear The son of God discloses And He walks with me And He talk...

Is it raining at your house like it's raining at mine Do you miss me like I miss you, is it cloudy all the time Do you tremble when the phone rings and you thin...

A single red rose and a table for two A nice chardonay and an ocean view Ships comin in and stars comin out We sat and we talked till the place closed down Then...

Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor They're just tiny little rumors That I started 'cause I'm lookin' out for you Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealo...

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side Keep on the sunny side of life It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way If we keep on the sunny ...

THE WHAT? BRAD( THE KUNG PAO BUFFET BUCKAROOS ) KUNG PAO (BRAD) YEAHITS CHINESE THE KUNG COW (BRAD) THE KUNG PAO HUH? (BRAD) THE KUNG PAO BUFFET THE KUNG COW (K...

And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holid...

Everybody, let's have some fun You only live once and when you're dead you're done Let the good times roll, yeah let the good times roll I don't care if you're ...

If I could write a letter to me And send it back in time to myself at seven-teen First I'd prove it's me by sayin' Look under your bed, there's a Skoal can and ...

Well I'll never forget the first time that I heard That pretty mouth say that dirty word And I can't even remember now, what she backed my truck into But she co...

They've read the scripture, they've passed the plate And we're both prayin' he don't preach late But he's gettin' "Amens," and that's just our luck Yeah, it's e...

Seasons come and seasons go One day sun, the next day snow Flowers die and flowers grow But love is never-ending You can't kill it with goodbye It always finds...

You over think things You say what if we're not meant to be Well you know what so what Make a mistake with me Nobody goes through this life and does Everything...

Darlin' I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times If I don't ask I'll never know This may ...

Like a boat on a river this bus is floating down this old highway Looking out the window I think about how I got here today Anyone who's anywhere had some help ...

Well, hey, hey, Mr Policeman Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure ...

I've got some big news, the bank finally came through, And I'm holding the keys to the brand new Chevrolet Have you been outside? It sure is a nice night How "?...

(featuring Sara Evans) (Brad Paisley) Mother - do not cry for me All of this is exactly how it's supposed to be (Sara Evans) I'm right here Can you hear my voi...

Your fumblin' 'round in the bedroom Tryin' to put on your shoes Hair still down, dress half on Lookin' like your about to blow a fuse I know what's about to hap...

On my fifth birthday, I got so upset, About the brand new bike, that I didn't get I'd prayed my heart out, and it didn't seem fair, I told my grandpa, I guess G...

She says not to buy her flowers Or big expensive gifts She says she don't want jewlery And she doesn't need another dress If I want to show her how much I adore...

(feat Carrie Underwood) [Brad Paisley] Strong like a mother holds her child Free as horses running wild And real as a prayer on a lonely night And sure as the...

I opened my eyes, look at the clock, It says eight fifteen, Stumble out of bed, fumble down the hall, Still half asleep Opened up a window, opened up the paper...

She'd rather wear a pair of cut-off jeans Than an evening dress And with the windows rolled down And her hair blowin all around Well, she's a hot Southern mess ...

Rush hour traffic Always puts me in a bad mood I got chewed out by the boss today And now I'm stuck on highway 92 Then you call me on my cellphone While I'm cus...

I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic I'v...

I work down at the pizza pit And I drive and old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-fi fanatic Mild athsmatic Never been...

I'm sittin' on the fender of someone else's truck Drinkin' Old Crow Whiskey and hot 7 Up Out in the parkin' lot You can hear the band playin' Right through the...

Blake Shelton Sings Austin. It's on his 2001 Album. She left without leaving a number Said she needed to clear her mind He figured she'd gone back to Austin Ca...

Hollywood never fails to make a sequel For each and every movie that does well Why can't love be more like that Where the best ones get a second chance And that...

Well the reindeer pull the sleigh And the elves make the toys Those are the stories that are well known to all Little girls and boys But I've got another story...

She left without leaving a number Said she needed to clear her mind He figured shed gone back to Austin Cause she talked about it all the time It was almost a y...

When I looked out today And saw that the sky was gray I thought about the way You loved days like this And driving in to town It really started coming down Bri...

[Brad] We didn't care if people stared We'd make out in a crowd somewhere Somebody'd tell us to get a room It's hard to believe that was me and you Now we keep...

Santa looked a lot like Daddy Or Daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was much too thin Well he didn't come down the chimney So...

Clean shirt, new shoes And I don't know where I am goin' to Silk suit, black tie, I don't need a reason why They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause ev...

She moved into my old apartment thats how we got this whole thing started she called and said that i had mail waiting there for me, I told her that Id come and ...

She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Tak...

I called to say I'm working late tonight To cancel our dinner date But she just said that's alright And just like that she made some other plans Saw a movie wit...

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin Mother and Child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly p...

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in holiday style In the air There's a feeling of Christmas Children laughing People passing Meeting smile after smile And...

Sleepin' on the foldout Thanks to me and my big mouth Why did I do what I did I shoulda known better than to lie But it's too late and so tonight I'm Sleepin' o...

You may think I'm wrong for you And you're wrong for me To look at us on paper I would have to agree It could have been the moon light Or it could have been the...

You used to say you wanted someone to know you inside out And as I look back on things well congratulations baby Somebody knows you now All of this time you to...

Featuring Keith Urban I never was a straight-lace, straight A student Teacher's pet or child prodigy I wasn't gonna get rich throwin' a football It take too lo...

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes When she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress And if she cooks all day you bet...

Finally got that promotion I worked hard to get One that came with a company car When they gave me the keys They said son you can bet Keep it up and you'll real...

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can't afford 'em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured 'em Cho...

Well I love her But I love to fish I spend all day out on this lake And hell is all I catch But today she met me at the door Said I would have to choose If I hi...

On a hill far away, stood an old rugged Cross, The emblem of suff'ring and shame, And I love that old Cross where the dearest and best, For a world of lost sinn...

Thirty-six, thirty-two, blue cut, with a skull ring Three stained bleach spots, and a whole in the knee You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders Sh...

O they tell me of a home far beyond the sky O they tell me of a land far away O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise O they tell me of an uncloudy ...

To the teller down at the bank You're just another checking account To the plumber that came today You're just another house At the airport ticket counter You'r...

I remember trying not to stare The night that I first met you, You had me mesmerized, And three weeks later, In the front porch light, Taking 45 minutes to kiss...

You're not supposed to say the word 'cancer' in a song And tellin' folks that Jesus is the answer can rub 'em wrong It ain't hip to sing about tractors, trucks ...

Every time you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer In the small there of your back Your jeans are ...