(Jonathon Brandmeier) Yahoo! Well, out in the desert in the Valley of the Sun The burros ltiplied but they was just havin' fun And the military men came in with...

(Jonathon Brandmeier/Dewey Bunnell) (To te tune of "A Horse with No Name") On the first part of the journey I was looking at a bizarre kill there were hoofs and...

(Jonathon Brandmeier) Well people say I'm crazy Some say I'm insane Some say I'm immature Some say I'm inhumane Ah, let 'em squawk ''cause I don't care What th...

Jonathon Brandmeier/Mick Jagger/Keith Richards) (To the tune of "Brown Sugar") Well, hey Mr Jagger Won't you play some tunes Out here in the desert In the land...

(Jonathon Brandmeier) Oh! The more you drink The less we stink The more you drink The less we stink, stink, stink We're not leavin' 'Til you're heavin' We're no...

(Jonathon Brandmeier) Well it's hard to believe it's happening there Farmers walking 'round with clubs in the air Saying, "Hey bunny, bunny come out a your hole...

(Bill Carmichael/Jonathon Brandmeier) There's a trailer in the middle of the street Equipped with toilet, man it's really neat A man gets out, shuffles his feet...