Saint Francis came to my town And visited the cemetery The dead got up and everything Became one big one big cacaphony They all went down the social and They cl...

We sat and decided as the seaons collided That our love was fairly utopian If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills And your unreliable fallopian Then i ...

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war And explaimed about the boil on his bu...

There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you Every day after school, You'd go around there to play it, Ho...

There was one in a gang, Who had Scalextric, And because of that, He thought he was better than you Everyday after school, You'd go around there to play it, Hop...

Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader Went down to the Animal Farm Douglas bored a boar, With his stories from the war And explaimed about the boil on his palm ...

Ah, Ted! It has to be said, The {? juicy truth's ? beyond us Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact {? Hedderly Crup ? is in my garden Breaking w...

Our Ted it has to be said Produces proof beyond us Rain, shine or gale force nine His frames remain intact Helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pa...

Ah, Ted! It has to be said, The {? juicy truth's ?} beyond us Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact {? Hedderly Crup ?} is in my garden Breaking...

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more, And I'll more than likely kill you "Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock" you fervently moan Is this a wok that...

Mention the Lord of the Rings Just once more And I'll more than likely kill you "Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael, Moorcock" you fervently moan Is this a wok That yo...

Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time And I'll more than likely kill you "More cock, more cock, Michael, more cock" you fervently moan Is this a {? wot ? ...

One way system, smooth and commendable, Go by bus, they're highly dependable, The swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards, Clean streets acknowledged ...

Saint Francis came to my town And visited the cemetery The dead got up and everything Became one big cacaphony They all went down the social and They claimed th...

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off B(y)uda-Pest The sor...

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off B(y)uda-Pest The sor...

Well I'm not really worried about this, But can some one please answer me this - Apart from on commentary, where else on earth Can you hear the word 'aplomb' be...

St Vitus came to my town And visited the cemetery The dead got up and everything Became one big one big cacaphony They all went down the social and They claimed...

They've got the whole world in their house, They've got the whole wide world in their house, They've got the whole world in their house, To see the new conserva...

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil) And you st...

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil) And you st...

A doyen of Topiary once told me, That one day he would like to grow a maze, It seemed to be quite logical That this should be his wish And with that We both wen...

Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off Budapest The sort of...

Well I heard a lovely rumor, That Bette Midler had a tumor, So gleefully I went to tell my friends But they said it was a lie, That she wasn't going to die, "An...

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the price...

The A is for my authority Which many players seem to question, Thinking they're somehow going to make me change my mind B is for babies Which a lot of managers ...

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! {? Unemployments rising In the Chigley end of town And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down There's trouble at the fire ...

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! {? Unemployments rising In the Chigley end of town And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down There's trouble at the fire ...

The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see T...

I shout all my obscenities from steeples, But please don't label me a madman, I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles, As the bootleg Mark Chapman, Cafe bars, idiots...