Met her on a plane Got her stuck inside my brain My hand was on her thigh She didn't even say goodbye Dat's Da Way It Go Dat's Da Way It Go Dat's Da Way It Go ...

Fifth o' whisky Irish gin Don't remember Which bar I'm in Take your place Here on my knee Gonna give ya Womanbe my victim Gonna tell ya Things I know Bad beha...

Can't give you a reason to take yourself So seriously But I'll give you a way to enjoy yourself Come over here with me You say you don't wanna leave your house...

Took my leetle girl a walkin', early in the dawn And she left a little present on my neighbor's lawn Pick it up - pick it up I know he doesn't like it But I gue...

I can't climb the fence baby No matter what I try to do I can't climb the fence baby No matter what I try to do But I'll dig under it baby And then I'm gonna ge...

Lost my job at McDonald's Kept droppin' burgers on the floor Everybody knows I ain't nothin' but a fool So mama won't ya send me to gittar school Got the money,...

I'm a lonely man Since she's gone I'm feelin' blue Now I got you, little puppy dog But tell me, tell me why you do the things you do Can't you see the reason f...

Spoken- Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile - Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you I must tell you how I really feel Man- ...

I know your name It aint gonna change My Lady P Won't let you in Guilty as sin My Lady P Ooooh what a night A dream in black and white Callin' to me Can't look...

You can't do that, no Take a cousin to your bed Aunt don't like it, uncle says no Put a bullet in your head City boy country girl that ain't the way Gene pool ...

I'm comin' to ruin your day I'm a bad ol' ugly meter maid Just go and ask my man Jerome He says I'm mean workin' but I'm meaner at home Here comes a man withou...

Mocha Mocha Mocha Why'd ya got to leave me this way Mocha Mocha Mocha Why'd ya got to leave me this way You livin' in the fast lane That's a price - a price you...

Feed me once in the morning Feed me once at night Don't turn me loose in the daytime 'Cause you know I'll eat everything in sight Well I don't want to ride for...

Got a smelly ol' dog, baby Ya know he's a smelly ol' hound Got a smelly ol' dog, baby Ya know he's a smelly ol' hound If I can't make him go away They gonna run...

Saw a bum on the corner Gittar on his knee Said he'd play for his dinner But I'll be damned, he played better than me Too many gittars - too many for me All tho...

They tore down my old house baby Ain't nothin', nothin' but a patch of land They tore down my old house baby Ain't nothin', nothin' but a patch of land And you...

Hot coal Up to my knees White smoke Blindin' me Mesquite Where can I be I know Yeah well it's all right Take a little bite Don't pay no mind if I moan So just t...

Should I let my mind explode Should I fall on my knees and pray I can't take this don't you know But I think I found a way Gimme one or two Pink or white medic...

Talk dirty but I won't listen - won't take your call Do I know you honey - got my number off the wall I ain't in business baby - why don't you call 900 You can ...