• Athe-Yell
  • Atheists Don't Have No Songs
    [Narration] You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art; And athiests really have nothing Until now! A little tune called "Athiests Don't Ha...
  • Calico Train
    When you said goodbye, I thought I would cry Or at least feel the dark of a deep shade of blue I would have to attend to a heart on the mend And would fight bac...
  • Daddy Played The Banjo
    Daddy played the banjo, ‘neath the yellow tree, It rang across the backyard, an old time melody, I loved to hear the music, I was only five, I listened as his f...
  • Go Away, Stop, Turn Around, Come Back
    I don't wanna lose you, I know you think I do I know I must confuse you, I swear I don't mean to When I say I love you, You know just what I mean My thoughts no...
  • Grandmother's Song
    Be courteous, kind, and forgiving Be gentle and peaceful each day Be warm and human and grateful And have a good thing to say Be thoughtful and trustful and chi...
  • Jubilation Day
    (I'm walking away) Like Dear Abby told me (I'm walking away) My shrink gave his OK (I'm walking away) The self help book implored me (I'm walking away) Jubilati...
  • King Tut
    King Tut (King Tut) Now when he was a young man, He never thought he'd see People stand in line to see the boy king (King Tut) How'd you get so funky? (Funky T...
  • Late For School
    Woke up this mornin, Clock said I was late for school, Teacher told me "that's not cool" Gotta put my shirt and pants on, Flew down the front stair, Wet my fing...
  • More Bad Weather On The Way
    -Banjo Solo- -Instrumental- More bad weather on the way More bad weather on the way -Instrumental- More bad weather on the way More bad weather on the way -...
  • Pretty Flowers
    If I gave you pretty flowers If I took you out to dinner If we walked home by the river Would you invite me here? If we sat down on the sofa If I told you funn...
  • Women Like To Slow Dance
    Women like to slow dance, They like it for the romance If you want half a chance, You gotta learn to slow dance Find the girl you're thinkin' about, take a cha...
  • Yellow-Backed Fly
    Carolina time, grab the fishing line Gonna get old Jim with the yellow-backed fly Bought it in a store, paid a little more Gonna catch that fish with the yellow...