(sample - "back in the days I knew rap would never die" - krs one) Verse one: j-ro The year is 2004, people talk about war I had to hit the floor when the bom...

*phone rings three times* Congratulations, you're the 20th caller! Huh? yo man, I don't wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear tha alkaholiks, damnit! Man ...

Intro: Tash ("Yes yes y'all, and you don't stop" - repeat 12X) Hello Let me tell ya about the Liks See it *echoes* say it *echoes* Ah, yo Verse One: Tash I ...

[swift] aiyyo man [j-ro] ay, what time we get out this motherfucker? [swift] hey man, let me get a cigarette [? ] homey, yeah you was drunk [swift] you don't he...

Verse one: tash Caps get peeled rolling in my force field Like a nine with hollow points I keep rap flows that's ill So when you walkin down the block you bett...

Chorus: tash Now when you see me gettin drunk it's like "aww shit!" When you hear this likwid funk it's like "aww shit!" When I'm pushin through the crowd it's...

Intro: tash Yes yes yes yes yes yeah-he-ha-ha-ha! Back to drown y'all motherfuckaz! Who we got, we got, we got We got the liks, we got the liks, we got the lik...

Intro: j-ro (whooo! hah hah!) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we kickin it Uhh uhh uhh we kickin it Yeah yeah we kickin it (whooo!) yeah yeah we kickin it Yeah, cali in...

Verse one: e-swift I stop by the club, 'cause it ain't shit else to do it I'm on the guestlist, it's e-swift plus two Stepped to the bar, 'cause, it's a bad ha...

Verse one: tash I knew this nigga by the name of captain hook Who had a record deal but no lyrics in his book But everywhere you looked he had a poster for his...

Let it go Oh, yeah, we got drums Woo, Alkaholiks, let's get it crackin' y'all Ay J-Ro, teach these niggaz how to stunt People gather round, J-Ro is on arrival ...

Intro: From city to city, coast II coast Friday night is the night they like to party the most (We came, to rock, for everybody) From city to city, coast II coa...

[only when I'm drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from likwid crew records It's tha alkaoliks, greatest hits [daaam! playing in the background] Yes, th...

Only When I'm Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It's Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam! playing in the background] Yes, Tha...

Verse one: j-ro I'm the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey king tee-la The ho...

Intro chorus: j-ro Alkaholiks got the freaks that'll make you say [daaam!] Alkaholiks got the freestyle to make you say [daaam!] Alkaholiks got the rhymes tha...

Yo yo we bout to make this run man We got we got uhh, debarge brothers in the house El and james y'all What y'all drinkin on man? [debarge] Shit, oh you treat...

Yeah, yo, yeah It's time to put you kids on restriction So just sit down, shut your trap up and listen Major labels are greasy like Kentucky Fried Chicken Gimm...

Intro: tash Yo who we got? check it out, aiyyo Aiyyo, givin the women somethin they can feel, who we got? We got, we got, we got, we got, we got tha liks "if y...

The baby bubbas in the house We came here to party, so get up everybody (repeat 4x) Well my name is j-ro I came to rock the world And my name is lil tone I got...

J-ro: Yo, I'm from killa cali I wrote this rhyme in an alley The tall can mc stepping fresh out the valley I'm hella fresh comin straight through your chest I ...

Hey, yo, gimme that microphone an' I'ma handle it Don't even worry 'bout it, we about to handle it Alkaholiks in this bitch, about to handle it Pass that weed, ...

Geah, it's magic, let's get it This is, vicious, bitches switches what I'm about Lyrics is fire physics and niggaz look out The 45 blows kisses aimed for yo' m...

[tash] what's yo' name? What's yo' naaaaaame? [odb]*burp* my name is, ol dirty bastard and i'ma alkaholik [tash] yeah me too nigga [odb]*singin some crazy shit*...

[J-Ro] I pull up to front with a smash to the ground black duly Niggaz in the street gettin wild and unruly Digga B was in the front so he let me through the d...

[man] ay man, who the hell is you man? we got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man? [j-ro] man who go...

Intro: Check it pass it over here nigga, ha ha ha check it out, check it out J-ro: Yo, my name is j-ro, I'm from the 8-1-8, straight golden state All-time grea...

[tash] Ahh, ahh I be killin it (why tash? ) cause I be feelin it I get money so no need for stealin it I work diligent beneath the earth's soil Where I write r...

Intro: bartender and j-ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol! At two, you're through! {j-ro} ay bartendah! bartender! {bart} yo whassup man? {j-ro...

Intro: That's the alkaholiks functions, conjunction junction The remix version for all the brothers out there That got shit on they chest and just wanna let it...

Verse one: j-ro And this is how we run it down the line E-swift is second, I'm first to rhyme The bottle's half full, is it yours or mine Get a cup and we can ...

Verse one: tash I hang mc's with my noose, watch me get loose The nigga flippin more styles than snapple got juice Cause I'm too hot to handle, got more soul i...

Intro: Whoridas tha alkaholiks (x8) Whoridas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be me I assign c...

[j-ro] Yo whassup whassup yo? Yo we got, we got cool j in the house And you know, ladies love cool james So yo yo yo yo, ay man What do you suggest I drink whe...

Verse one: j-ro I knock em knock em out the park when other rappers are hitting bunts I'm a togger not a fogger step on hunts and don't do stunts I got soul po...

Verse one: j-ro Mary jane, mary jane, mary jane You're always in my brain and you help me ease the pain 'cause when you're not around I just don't feel the sam...

[nas escobar] Yo whassup man this is nas in yo' motherfuckin ear Knahmsayin, I be chillin 'round with the alkaholik niggaz man Knahmsayin, them niggaz gettin dr...

Featuring Snaggle Puss] Verse One: Mad Lib, Xzybit Yo, look at the way you reactin I ain't on the microphone actin tough-actin like Tinactin Madden, dreamin lik...

[keith murray] you can get it, get it, get it, get it [tash] Dude, what you got on my forty homey? One two, likwid, likwid, likwid What you think motherfucker...

Chorus: Get your back up off the wall And you can get it, get it, get it, get it (repeat 4X) Tash: I heard niggaz wanna know who flips the most hoes The R&B sin...

Get your ass on the floor, on the floor Get your ass on the floor, on the floor Get your ass on the floor, on the floor Get your ass on the floor, on the floor ...

Intro: tash, speaking to j-ro Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man] Get up nigga, bust [i'm fucked] Get up you gotta do your verse nigga [aight ...

I make this shit look easy, nigga Y'know? Yeah, look I make this rap shit look easy so fuck a rocket scientist Just tables and a mic and Tash'll rock them old ...

Say what? Say what? Drink, smoke, party ya ass off Drink, smoke it, party ya ass off Drink it, smoke it, party ya ass off Drink it, smoke it, party ya ass off ...

[j-ro] ahh! y'all niggaz finally came back with the beers! [tash] we're the alkaholiks in the house! [j-ro] slow ass niggaz! [tash] hey let's pass out some of t...

Ge, geah it's the J R O The whole world love the way I, flow Puff 'dro but I don't sniff, blow Alkaholiks make dough oh, no Now you know you love my nigga Rico...

Intro: Back once again to wet up the whole area Check my style out Verse one: tash Read my lips, my dick be makin bitches leave tips Castin shadows over batt...

[tash] uhh ahh, uhh uhh [j-ro] uhh, ah one two [tash] check it out [j-ro] ah one two and ah, ah one two [tash] it's tha liks [j-ro] ah yes yes, you're now rocki...

Verse one: e-swift Hoes on my nuts just because of my position Can't fade the bitches that's always bitchin Love to kick beats, rock rhymes on occasion Down wi...

Intro/chorus: e-swift Welcome to the next level The l-i-k-s, what makes them motherfuckers so damn fresh Verse one: j-ro Youse a nigga everybody diss cause y...

Stop, listen, what's that sound Likwid motherfuckers came to tear the house down [wild child] Hey yo, last freshfest we was rockin good times This likwidfest ...

Alkies, yeah, we back Gettin' fucked up off this brand new track They call me barfly, I sip the bar dry You girls sing "My Guy" when I buy 'em a mai-tai One ti...

Intro: tash Yeah, tha alkaholiks Ay j, I got a crew They called the loot pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man jack is about to get...

Intro: I am captain of egor Hahahaha, this nigga is doin impressions! He's doin impressions! Hi tremaine Yo threat, you ready? (yeah) Sup? Verse one: threat ...

Intro: (first 0:52 -- small club, Liks performing live next 0:20 -- sounds of clinking ice cubes, drinks being poured) Voodoo - Alright, we're back on WLIX ...