• 1-80-Wher
  • 1-800-Alarm-Me
    Hey I woke up today (today) to think about a dream I had A dream I left so far away Ten seconds pass And as, I think twenty minutes pass I failed my mission Was...
  • 15 Stitches And A Headache
    I remember a math teacher I had in 7th grade, He talked down to me about every single day And to make the matters worse, the bastard failed me too So for the fi...
  • 2445
    Early today I went outside, I hopped on the bus (yo, it's my ride) Stepped off, and stepped out to work Met my boss (he's a jerk) Met this girl a few years ago ...
  • Abandon Ship
    made a few cds played with all our favorite bands hit it big in the local scene but we're never gonna be on trl with carson daly made a lot of fans quit my job,...
  • Abnormality
    I look ahead, and what do I see? Some punk rock punker waiting to punch me Lacking common sense, emanating heat, Scarred by razors yet I'm the abnormality? It s...
  • All I Do Is Deal With Assholes
    Well, contrary to what you think And what you've seen on mtv You don't have to be an asshole all the time Watch me as i take this knife out of My back to cut w...
  • American Penis
    I don't wanna go to the show tonight 'Cause it's probably filled with punx and skins Who hate my band but still decided to go I don't wanna go to the show tonig...
  • And The Flame Dies Out Again
    Potpourri of uselessness Sit with much pain as I watch a summer go by with the boredom of watching paint dry Why this time? Gone away Nothing good can ever stay...
  • Better Off Dead
    Get up Get dressed Go to school Go home Jerk off Go to sleep Do it all again Get up Go to work Smoke a butt Go home Jerk off Go to sleep That's my fucking routi...
  • Bffaeae
    I fucked the world. From Carolina to St. Louis, my seed in every girl. I took it all from granted and I'll take it all for granted 'til I die. So take it off. T...
  • Built To Fail, Motherfucker
    And it's still freezing out I wanna tear down the walls I wanna make it summer Listen to Dillinger Four Go can your fucking emo You know I know we know that it'...
  • Disappointment At The Taco Bell
    The clock is ticking and my shelf life is up Wrong side of the tracks, wrong side of the fence Wrong thing that I lack, I lack the common sense My life! Yeah, t...
  • Everything But The Pizza
    What would you say if I threw this whole damn life away? What would you do? You'd get pissed like I owe something to you I just want to get in my car And drive ...
  • Fuck You
    I remember the days I used to laugh and play My friends were mostly girls and I got good grades That was a time I could look back on proudly and say "Hey, that'...
  • Future 86
    Future 86 – The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Can I stop my life? So I could just be with you Let's hightail to Hawaii on a plane All the asshole what's left of my ...
  • Go Ska!
    I heard a rumor and it's hard to ignore Everybody is saying punk's not cool anymore So I called all my friends just to make sure Then I went down to the record ...
  • Got Filk?
    A love story's what you're about to hear It's about a girl who wasn't sincere yeah I asked her out and she didn't refuse but everyday it was a new excuse I was ...
  • Have Fun Rotting By Yourself
    I'm taking the last train home tonight I'm drinking but i can't get drunker than this I'm going home alone again with a checklist of my ex-best friends And a he...
  • I Hate Punk Rock
    I hate punk rock I hate your shoes, I hate your crews I hate you Let's pop another bottle of Olde-E brew Let's stab some safety pins into the side of our ears P...
  • I Just Wanna Have Sex With You
    One two three Go I don't like the way you cook, I just like the way you look All you do is bother me, But all I really want it your body I don't know what I w...
  • I Pissed In Your Mountain Dew
    I pissed in your mountain dew, you didn't even notice, Are you that fucking dumb that you can't taste piss? Now they'll rush you to the emergency room and give ...
  • I've Got Enemies In High Places
    Stop, because i know just what you're thinking I've encoded all the lines of encryption i've been fed Stop, your f'ing superpowers aren't working I won't suck y...
  • I, Musical Genius
    Im sorry my friend if I've become drunk with power Im sorry my friend if I blame it on being drunk (Hi mom I'm drunk!) Truth of the matter is I'm turning into a...
  • Kill The President
    What's the bullshit for? Verbal battlefield Syllables of war I shut myself off It happens again You're not my friend You're not my friend You're not my friend (...
  • Kill Your Cats
    I'm not your "friend" I'm not your "pal" I don't care very well for your misconception of what friendship should be So when I see you in the mall Don't talk to ...
  • Last On My List
    I wish i could be mad and break something I wish they took me instead, you were nothing Short of all the things i'll never be You would never be bitter like me ...
  • Meatheads Attack Spencer At 9
    Seems that every time I wanna have a good time You and your wife beater wanna ruin it for me Whether I'm at the diner, at the beach, or at a party, Bowling, pla...
  • Melon Country
    Well it's OK to want, but it's less OK to need 'Cause I started to get greedy, That's the last thing I would need (great rhyme) Getting comfortable with all my ...
  • November Rain
    It seems we've made no progress within the last 12 years Because deadlines and tests and fucked up kids Have transformed high school into a house of fears And i...
  • People Pops & Fudgesicles For The Shit Factory
    I'm sorry that you've all gone soft Advance apologies required now for pissing you off I'll deny all of this to your face Quick claiming to be indie rock Becau...
  • Piss Off
    I remember way back when I wanted you to be mine, And now that I kinda had you I wonder was it all a waste of time? And did it make sense jumping into something...
  • Plaid Girl
    Hey, plaid girl Come and skank at all the shows Its nice to known that someone goes Even though nobody cares When I was younger I wasn't much of a punker or a s...
  • Pornocracy
    Pornocracy, government run by whores We never ask what the fuck we do this for We only have one party, democracy is just a front They say they care about our co...
  • Radio Single
    i cant wait to be a rock star so i can do lots of drugs and i know you think im kidding and i know you think im kidding i cant wait to be a rock star so i can d...
  • Rocket Rocket Rocketship
    Exhausted all the things I love I torture myself Can't I just be happy? But everybody jumps on everything I said And everybody's telling me we're best friends I...
  • Royale Fuck Deluxe
    One, Two, Three, Four As I look at the moon (As I look at the moon) My eyes are closed You have gone so soon Like the moon (Like the moon) You know what I miss...
  • Royale Fuck Deluxe 2
    As I look at the moon, my eyes are closed You have gone so soon, like the moon You know what I miss? The old you You're a cold hearted-fool You swore to me that...
  • Rstlne
    I don't want to scare you I don't want to be you anymore What's in store? Well, I don't want to be popular High school superstar Didn't take it very far So pick...
  • Smelly
    Another year, another disappointment What am I to celebrate? 365 days of fuckin' up, yeah Being just a waste of space Well I like girls who like me too and neve...
  • So Let's Go Nowhere
    The autumn came in like concrete at my face Location hasn't changed but I'm not living in the same place Its useless to respond respond to anything I've said I'...
  • So Lets Go Nowhere
    The autumn came in like concrete at my face Location hasn't changed but I'm not living in the same place Its useless to respond respond to anything I've said I'...
  • Somebody Wrote This Song Already
    Hate myself Hate my life Gonna die I don't mind Pity me, I'm no one Get a life, get a gun I can't take this This is not me I am nothing Na na na na na na Scold ...
  • Someone Wrote This Song Already
    Hate myself Hate my life Gonna die I don't mind Pity me, I'm no one Get a life, get a gun I can't take this This is not me I am nothing Na na na na na na Scold ...
  • Sorry We Steal
    Connecticut Not really where I want to go But it's as far as I can drive in twelve inches of snow in an broken Econoline It's equidistant to going out east Than...
  • Spitpile
    Looking outside, looking at the trees And spitting on all those fuckin' fleas They don't really like it a lot I just say "so fucking what" Spit pile, spit pile,...
  • That's What Friends Are For
    [Originally by Rod Stewart] And I never thought I'd feel this way And as far as I'm concerned I'm glad I got the chance to say That I do believe I love you An...
  • The Guy From Subway
    I sucked it up I said "I'm ok" Then I went with Chris Valentino to Subway I walked in and the guy said "Hey, who's that eight year old girl you walked in here w...
  • The Last Bell I Will Ever Hear
    Well i lied I lied to you again I said i wanted to be friends I said that it would never end But i was out before it began I bit my nails and rode away I have b...
  • The Pez Song
    I've had a bad week, it's a bad bad world No friends, cash, success, still no girl New life's what I think I need Made a mistake that I can't change Or fix it u...
  • The Song That The Girl Sings
    {Last time I checked, my feet were on the ground We were ok, even thought you'd be around Then you told me that you hated me and everything went fuzzy from ther...
  • Theme Song
    When I walk down the street people always make fun of me They throw shit at my head and it hurts They kick me down and they knock me in the dirt Maybe if I did ...
  • This Song Has No Effect On You
    I wanna take our minds and meld them into one I wanna play your games but you're not any fun I wanna find your soul so I can figure out What you and me ever wer...
  • Where's My Sleeve?
    Where did my sleeve go? I lost it an hour ago My trumpet player's name is Steve Where the fuck's my fucking sleeve? {I got no job cause I'm a bum, my friends th...