Stumble through the graveyard late at night if you're not full of rum I won't take a bite gonna make you scream gonna make you one of us (one of us) I'm the onl...

10, drink some some more eggnog that's 15, have another slice of pie that's 25, go ahead and make it an even 30 Hope those scales are sturdy Enough to hold the ...

[x2] Again again, I run away again this time it's different I swear I swear I promised myself that I'd find my home there's something out there waiting for me ...

Hide a lot of skeletons in my closet got a lot of memories that haunt my head done a lot of things I'm not too proud of there's been a lot of things I shouldn't...

My parents raised me the best they could but somewhere along the line i came out misunderstood growing up this way was never part of my plan but it's a long str...

[Spoken:] This select holiday album is brought to you in part by Commercials! Commercials! Commercials! Commercialism! I bought my brother a video game my bro...

You were the one that went away you were the one who went to town you had to get your money by laying your body down now you come running back to me (to me) di...

FUCK THE NEIGHBORS!!! We don't really bother you, your just being jerks how's it really our fault you gotta go to work? say your gonna call the cops, your just...

[female voice:] hi welcome to fat fucks may i take your order? [male voice:] uh yeah let i wanna triple extra sloppy megaburger [female voice:] uh huh [male voi...

They planted chips inside my head Computers underneath my bed dissecting all my memories of ornaments and Christmas trees [x3] Don't be afraid, don't be afrai...

Happy holidays Cuts like razor blades when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas Felis la-di-da Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo) When you don't really...

Say you wouldn't sell your soul but you already have for a few bucks an hour your life is up for grabs you're doing shit that you hate nearly every single day ...

[whole song x2] Broke as a joke and its not to funny when you ain't got nothing to eat baby walked out and said see you later i ain't got no food in my fridger...

[Chorus x2:] She loves me, she loves me not it makes no difference, there's a part for her in my world, in mmmyyyy world hearts cast shadows on the mind cloud...

You've been hanging around the back of my mind waiting for me to realize that you were there reassuring words are so hard to find and I'm so confused and i kee...

[x2] 29 years & an ocean of beers & more songs than a bird can sing broken strings & empty pockets & dirty diamond rings a pile of cigarettes and enemies have ...

I went shopping in a garbage can I found two moldy heels and a rubber band my life needs a commercial break because this life is to much for me to take my dream...

Just one more day to pretend there's no pain and that nothing is wrong with my life can i make it to tomorrow living in this sea of sorrow or will i be overcom...

Goodness gracious baby bless my soul i was born to rock and roll I'm gonna rock around in my rocking ways gonna rock around in my rocking days goodness graciou...

Depending on the probability of reaching out across the universe and finding other life forms with abilities to reason and communicate and respond telepathicall...

[Chorus:] Sick friend, well I'm a lazy cain there's not much hope for this dying cause you'd just be wasting your time 'cause I just spent my last dime on a bo...

Stumble through the graveyard late at night if you're not full of rum I won't take a bite gonna make you scream gonna make you one of us (one of us) I'm the onl...

[Spoken:] OH! Hot, Hot damnit! Y'all pissing me off auent ya! Now ya gone dunit! EVERYBODY'S GETTING SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS! 123 GO! This isn't the same old Chri...

[x4] Why did you go when i wanted you stay when your not beside me you always seem so far away understanding moments where you need to be free but of all the t...

[Chorus:] I live alone, in suburban perfection & I just don't fit in surrounded by your southern religion I'm my only friend Living in the land of hypocrisy a...

Take a bike ride in the spring time, Surrounded by the butterflies I daydream that you will be mine Then i crash into a beehive I get mentally deprived thinkin...

We come from different backgrounds and We're different ages we've been through different trials and tribulations some know what its like to live the good life s...

Well the kids are tucked in bed, All the good nights have been said Time to put the presents underneath the tree All gifts have been wrapped, Finally done with...

We're on a mission and we're outta control some stolen beers and we're ready to roll adrenaline's pumping with your friends at your side all loaded up lets go f...

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh woah woah Kid: So, Josey Juice, My man Josey: Y...