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  • Blueprint
    I got a story to tell Check check Crazy glue, make sure you get it in the cracks and crevices To put me back together is Not an easy task, but it's not like I ...
  • Conspiracy Theories Without Mel Gibson
    I'm just a ghost of my former self Formin' a non-formidable more bionicle toxin of mental health Was never born into wealth I jumped out of my mother with two h...
  • Fuck You And Your Filthy A&r Department
    It's so simple Got a whole list of issues Inside of my brain Gathered right next to the temple Write all my rhymes in pencil So I can erase 'em The morning aft...
  • Girl, Your Baby's Worm Food
    Intro Hey, what's up? This is a true story, about a girl I know Not like Return of the Living Dead was a true story, this is there's been no fabrications This ...
  • How To Be A
    Step one in your mission: gather information Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin' First you need some fertilizer, it's the shit For construction of a bo...
  • If You Think You Know
    I've been told I was a joke my whole life Lower class white trash low life When I look to the future I don't see no wife No house no kids no job no cars no love...
  • In A City With No Name
    Weerd Science In A City With No Name So whatcha think about mortality How are these motherfuckers running America Squeaking by like the sound of my sneakers We...
  • Joshua, They're Laughing At You
    *Hi beautiful I missed you while I was gone Sup homie? I wrote you this song I'd be better off dead 'cause both chedder and bread Have alluded me since I was a...
  • Methods 'n Test Tubes
    What's up everybody, can I come in? Why, thank you, sure is good to see you here Check it out My life in general is just a joke But it's simple, cracka, broke...
  • My War, Your Problem
    Every one of my lyrics when you hear it It'll burn your face as sulfuric acid If you're holdin' the microphone I suggest you pass it Hand it over quickly Sickly...
  • Ordinary Joe
    I'm hollow to the core, yeah my bones are empty No marrow, no mass, but heart I got plenty Though no blood flows through these veins, somethin' is in me Lyndon,...
  • The Sitcom Really Really Isn't All That Real
    Hey Mom, hey Dad, I'm home Look, Hunny, it's our little mistake! Come give mommie a hug, but be careful, I'm on the rag! Mmm, cherry slushies for everyone! Haha...