Thank God, for how I'm learning how to live That's the ticket That's the way of the world That's the spirit 2 x 4, 2 x 4 2 x 4, 2 x 4 I'm going to hit you with...

You are a nice doctor You are my grateful one You are my man You are the greatest Aftab Noorani Aftab Noorani Aftab Noorani Aftab Noorani You gave me a shot o...

Al Capone was a hoodlum He was a gangster He kills people in gangland style He is a stupid asshole, he is full of shit Al Capone, Al Capone Al Capone, Al Capon...

Found on Fabian Road Warrior You are a rock star You are a rock legend to the max You can really knock it out You can really wupp a horse's ass Alanis Morisse...

You are so nice to me You are on my side You are the man with the Midas touch You are on my side with the Midas touch Bill Clinton Bill Clinton Bill Clinton Bi...

Birdman caught me on his property He saw me tresspassing his real estate He reached in his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Bi...

This band played at The Vic About 1400 people were at the show The [unverified] jam session was awesome It whooped the ram's ass Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Bon...

You are a gangster rapper You are a gangster rap artist You can really knock it out You can really whip a camel's ass Bushwick Bill Bushwick Bill Bushwick Bill...

I love you You are my friend You are my sweetheart You are my lover I love you like a stick of butter Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom ...

My mind plays tricks on me every time I say something It brings evil voices out of my head and talks to me vulgar Then suddenly, I started raving Chronic schiz...

Do something about your long filthy hair It looks like a rat's nest Do something about your mullet Get out the hair clippers, jerk Cut the Mullet x4 Get the r...

It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show It was a two and a half hour trip At 3:30 PM, me and my band...

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar langua...

Pull out a 38 caliber revolver Level it at my head Tree my ass and plunder me Of my cash money Hit me with a gunshot Dumpster my ass Dumpster my ass Dumpster m...

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Go jump in the lake Make a fat man happy I rock this motherfucking place apart I will do just that with a cinch Electra 225 Electra 225 Electra 225 Electra 225...

Elvis Presley was a rock star He was the greatest He can sing his ass off Right on, brother Elvis Presley Elvis Presley Elvis Presley Elvis Presley He is my g...

Let me find another jo It doesn't pay me enough money at all I want a better one I'm going to tell you this Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Take ...

Let's ride the city bus Let's ride it clean on the yellow line Ride the circuit rapid transit Ride it on the road to Utopia Get on the bus Get on the bus Get o...

Once upon a time, a drug dealer was arrested for selling dope He was charged with selling cannabis He was beaten to a pulp before being whisked away to jail He...

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12:00 PM I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa It was a six-hour profanity demon hell ride At 6:00 PM, the Greyhound bus...

It's Monday, February 5, 1996 At 11:00 AM, Eastern Time Me and my band went to East Orange New Jersey for a WFMU radio show It was a 40 minute trip At 11:55 AM...

Once upon a time, I went on a murder spree I was on a shooting rampage I came to your house with my Smith & Wesson I was a stupid ass drunk when I was trigger h...

Reverend Henry E Miller Kicked William Bell in the ass He said he called him a fucking asshole And stole nine thousand Dollars from his pulpit He wanted to hav...

You are a good punk rocker You are a singing maniac You can really sing your ass up to the max You are a good person Jello Biafra Jello Biafra Jello Biafra Jel...

John Dillard was an asshole He was a real stupid jerk He attacked me with a box cutter As I exited the 4 Cottage Grove bus What a stupid-ass motherfucker John ...

You are a rich man You are a rich rock singer You are a busy man with the midas touch I like you a lot in the mix Johnny Depp Johnny Depp! Johnny Depp Johnny D...

You are no good You are a fucking asshole You are a real jerk You are a miserable creep Kill Whitey Kill Whitey Kill Whitey Kill Whitey You are full of shit Y...

Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock After that he jumped into the stolen car a...

You are my friend You are my preacher I like you a lot I like the way you preach About the Nation of Islam Louis Farrakhan, Louis Farrakhan Louis Farrakhan, Lo...

This band played at Gus Gus Hall About 400 people were at the show The rock show was awesome The jam was excellent New bomb Turks The band played it on The ba...

Once upon a time, I took an airplane I went to San Diego, California That was a three hour trip I've enjoyed myself, flying in the air Northwest Airlines North...

Once upon a time, I drove my car to the station I was getting my oil change They done it in thirty minutes They did a good job of changing my oil Oil Express, ...

You are a movie star You are a rich woman You are a talk show queen You are so sweet as Domino sugar Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Y...

My yelling got me put out of the art store The voices in my head cussed at me I was yelling like a wild animal I felt like a jackass screaming at the top of my ...

This band played at the Aragon About 4,000 people were at the show The metal rock was awesome Their heavy death metal Was kicking a horse's ass Pantera The me...

Pull out a 38 caliber revolver Aim that weapon at me Plunder me of my money Hit me with a gunshot Plug me full of holes Plug me full of holes Plug me full of h...

You are my rock star You can really sing your ass off You can really jam harder like the Magikist I love the way you sing Rick Sims Rick Sims Rick Sims Rick Si...

McDonalds is a place to rock It is a place where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to the music People flock here to listen to the music Rock a...

This band played at the Metro About 800 people were at the show The rock show was awesome The rock and roll was a burnout Run, Westy, run Run, Westy, run Run, ...

Stop killing innocent people Stop killing police officers Stop shooting at policemen Stop shooting bystanders with handguns Stop the violence Stop the violence...

Suck a polar bear's funky ass Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup Suck a donkey's shitty ass Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce Suck a ch...

This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero It can rip your head off It can fly as high as a bird It can bite your face The chicken cow (4X) This be...

Once upon a time A man was attacked by a vampire bird He was sucked to death The vampire bird killed him at last Vampire bat, vampire bat Vampire bat, vampire ...

You are my father I am your son I love you a lot You are on my side Walter Willis Shabazz Walter Willis Shabazz Walter Willis Shabazz Walter Willis Shabazz Yo...

Where's my Smith and Wesson What did you do with it? Find my Smith & Wesson or else If you don't search for it I'm going to crack your head with my karate stick...