Seventeen dollars all to my name I had to spend two went to got me a drank At a sto' fo' mo' for a box of squares I seen a fine bitch I had to stop and stare It...

Lord, thank You for the food that I'm about to receive May it nourish my body and keep my mind at ease But as far as my soul I been meanin' to holler at Ya And ...

Walk up in the session wit my dick in my hand Fat sweet in my mouth, 24 ounce can Ain't got no time for all yesterday he say she say Pull out the B-Tape give it...

What's up girl? Ha, it's been awhile huh?* Oh yeah, I be tryin' to do a little somethin' Naw, I can't sing, I can't sing girl I just be bullshittin' man I'm get...

Hallelujah can tell this Devin's got some shit wouldn't give a fuck if you dissed Because shit to each's own and each owns voice You can be stealin' killin' or ...

* send corrections to the typist [Chorus] What you gonna do when the people go home And you wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone And somebody had the ne...

She was beautiful, intelligent, fine, attractive* You could just picture her, layin' on a mattress And she's got you wonderin' if she' sexually active You think...

It was a cool afternoon the first day of school Everybody wonderin' whose the new dude With the Kangol sneakers with the wide shoe strangs Wonderin' where he fr...

[Intro] Say man, Oh man look at that dude over there Nigga trippin' See him? And he got Look at all that weed he got all over him He's out in public All that s...

Shit, what you mean I had enough? Kinda shit is this? I ain't as think as you drunk I am And I'ma still keep drinkin' and I wouldn't give a damn Now, do any be...

Baby... hey girl... Come here... Yeah, sit right here baby Let me just hold ya... Yeah, let me see your hand Yeah, come here, let me see ya hand You feel how ha...

One blunt, one more shot of patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me, I might be gone I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of patron ...

Yeah, big Snoop Dogg (Snoop Dogg) Devin The Dude A lil' sumn for the (Something for the bitchez) For the who? (For the bitches) For the bitches, yeah Oh, in ca...

* send corrections to the typist (Verse 1) I was reminiscing in the kitchen drinkin thinkin about the past Lookin for some records just diggin in the trash Se...

Well, hello again my weed smokin' friends I'm glad you came with coughee in your cups If I went up I'll do the same And you can pass it to someone you've never ...

Make you cry, cry, the things that'll make you laugh Can be the same things that make you cry (Cry) Those things that'll make you tell the truth Can make you li...

* send corrections to the typist [Hook] We need to change our ways Doin the same thing we did yesterday Making beats, getting high Chasing freaks, feeling fin...

[Verse 1] It was a cool afternoon the first day of school Everybody wonderin whose the new dude With the Kangol sneakers with the wide shoe strangs Wonderin wh...

* send corrections to the typist Barely runnin and rippin, but still I'm flippin on Vogues Hoes be trippin on Devin, Devin don't be trippin on hoes They be tal...

I want something that I can get into Gimme something I can touch and feel I need something to let me know it's real I want something that I can get into Gimme ...

I break down the sweets and roll the hos like 2 by 4's fire it up take a pull and run it up through my nose take a couple more and then it goes to my friends wh...

Me, you We oughta see what we can do Me, you We oughta see what we can do Excuse me, I ain't tryin' to be all up on you But, damn you so fine to me Would offer...

(14K) As I lay down on this beat, I pray that my soul release, All of the answers that people need from me, deep in me, Hopefully I can clear the air, By layin...

Aww mayne, muthafuckas think I've changed I'm just tryna chill, that ain't why I came Now I got these niggas tryna pick my brain And a couple a bitches wanna li...

[redneck - as performed by Devin] Devin, what the fuck you do in here, man? Oh goddamn, you on that beat bop shit still? [Devin] Man, what the fuck you talkin a...

Yeah, fuckin' weed man, fuck that weed man Here try one of these man, ha (Fuck is that man?) I don't know man, I just get high man, I just get fuckin' high (Shi...

See What I Can Pull by Devin The DudeI wasn't gonna come but now that I'm here I'm glad I came, the club is bom Greens got a big cooler of drank, he gives me so...

And i'm just walking down the street tryin' to find me something to eat and i ran across this freak, who was talking about, she was trying to sell some pussy to...

We finna smoke like it ain't no tomorrow I grab a Swisher Sweet and use my fingernail to cut it Gut it, then I dump the droppin' out then stuff it full of coff...

Bitch left some panties over here? Damn... I don't get this shit... I might just throw this shit away or something... Cause I can't have that drama over here ro...

Intro: Devin on the answering machine: What's up? You've reached 7-6-5-0-8-6ahh well hell you know who you called So I don't have to tell you that Bitch what do...

* send corrections to the typist {*men talking* Like most motherfuckas I find it hard to commit Cuz a bitch ain't shit They smart and they slick Get ya heart ...

Twitter? Hell nah, don't be telling what a Twitter means bwoy What you, what you mean I know what twitter is Twitter, that's when you grab somebody by their tit...

Rollin' up another swisha, listenin' to the beat again Drankin' but we concentratin', smoke another sweet again Steadily rewindin', trying to make some hot shit...

Who? When? Why? Walkin' with my gal, tryin' to talk, tryin' to laugh Tryin' not to bring up all the bitches in the past We crossed the grass As we stroll every...

{*Ice-T sampled being scratched* If you are offended by words If you are offended by, by words, by words If you are offended by, by word-words If you are offend...

(I think I'm ready, man* I'm ready to rap) Nigga, you just talkin shit, man I don't wanna hear that shit (Hey, I'm ready, man) Man, you been sayin that shit (I'...

(*man and woman talking on phone*) [Chorus: Devin the Dude] 2X There's no double you You might just have to ex, out your problems Tell my why, and pretend you...

[Aliens talking] Welcome to the show and tell convention on Mars Do anybody have something to show or tell? [Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking] I'm Zeldar, fr...