I came home one night tuned my TV in My favorite show was about to begin As I was scanning across the dial I saw her read the news with delectable style Then I ...

in the land of atlantis where the sun don't shine it gets darker down there every day that's when two explorers fell into a mine and that's the price they have ...

it's day number 102 it's number 101 if you're with a hindu the shah really took us for a ride he's leaving us to defend our national pride ayatollah you so (kho...

One banana , two banana , three banana , four bananas Playin in the bright warm sun over hill and hiway The banana buggies go coming out to bring you the banana...

Written by Ritchie Adams & Mark Barkan One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more Over hill and highway the banan...

estelle is a vampire she has a novel way of leaving her calling card sing along by the campfire she'll leave her mark while she's stealing your heart forget her...

he comes form a little town in bedrock just invented the wheel he's got his wife betty in a headlock he drives a boulder mobile with his friends freddy and wilm...

in the city of rome 2000 years ago the lord tiberius bequeathed to his son caligula he ascended the throne and many a head did roll this horrid apparition that...

hey girl stop what you're doing hey girl stop what you're doing i don't know what it is about you but i like it a lot oh let me hold you baby feel your loving c...

doesn't have a boy to call her own nobody to call her on the phone you can always see the sun in her eyes and her mammaries are twice their size tammy's so cro...

put them up against the wall pull the trigger watch them fall they can only feel the pain stand them up and start again tell the sargeant what you saw fear the ...

on the corner of 5th and main by an old riverbed and a railroad train there's a shop near the track the owner works in the back he's got a hole in his shirt, a ...

This is a place i have never known before It's called easy livin' This is a place i've never seen before And i've been forgiven Easy livin' and i've been forgi...

well i took my baby for a ride in space we met a little man with a funny funny face he taught us how to wail this way and nobody digs a word that we say eep op...

find yourself on an elevator going high find yourself on an elevator heading for the sky let the world pass you by far below find yourself on an elevator going...

look on yonder misty mountain see the young monk meditating rhododendron forest over dusty hills i ask you what's it been like being you through all levels you...

he's hot blooded and he lives in the sea he's black and white on your colour tv this is a story of fortune and fame and now there's only charlie tuna to blame p...

gigantor the space age robot he's at your command gigantor the space age robot his power lies in your hands coz he's bigger than big taller than tall quicker th...

(phillips, lee, huffsteter) One day I was walking to school I saw these bullies and They thought they were cool They put me down and they pushed me around They...

i can't find a dame they're always the same i'm going to shame my family name 'cause i'm going homo i always used to flirt my feelings got hurt now i'm going o...

mother mary had a son who's days were spent on having fun then one day she got a letter you could make yourself feel better mother mary had a man who heals with...

she asks him why why i'm a hairy guy i'm hairy noon and nighty night night my hair is a fright i'm hairy high and low don't ask me why coz he don't know it's no...

I bought me a '38 I just got back from heavens gate He's courtin' courtney I didn't think she'd get far But now she's a fuckin' movie star He's courtin' courtne...

you're so hideous you're not one of us i really pity you and i don't want you it's so hard to face you're face every time i look at you i feel disgrace i don't ...

his hair is red his eyes are green he's like a person that you've never seen he'll sing and dance he's been to France but he doesn't seem to stand a chance that...

his hair is red his eyes are green he's like a person that you've never seen he'll sing and dance he's been to france but he doesn't seem to stand a chance that...

Well i tried and i try but i can't say goodbye Feel so bad baby though it hurts me When think of how you love and desert me I'm the broken hearted toy you play...

i did it you didn't mean to do it no i didn't then why'd you say you did it but i didn't you just told me you did it no i didn't i did it you didn't mean to do...

I'm a chollo what can i do I threw my life away now i'm a chollo I'm a chollo what can i do I threw my life away now i'm a chollo I used to be a surferman Boug...

I don't care what you say I'm going away and i'm going to stay I don't care what you do You can press my trousers And polish my shoes I'm in love with sqeeky f...

(leonard phillips/stan lee) I'm on crack I'm on crack It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack I'm on crack I used to hang around at the waterslide Now I'm taking ...

I'm stan That's who i am He's in the band That's right 'cause i'm stan I wake up at 2:30 put my tv set on Pop tarts all right but i can't stand my mom Kevin du...

I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr Marlon Brando He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother He wasn't nice to Connie His son, he shot somebody For ...

I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr Marlon Brando He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother He wasn't nice to Connie His son, he shot somebody For ...

(phillips, lee, kaballero) Well it's a chilly chilly evening And you're burning with desire Get it up, get it up, get it up and go I've been doin calestenics...

i got a little friend he's with me to the end what does he say i ask him for opinions and political decisions each and every day i know that it's a dream dirty ...

King size xl double magnified Longer than the rio grande or a river twice as wide Bigger than the beatles Better than the rolling stones All across the universe...

I was always lonely Just a face in the crowd Never thinking aloud I was always silently hoping that things would change Nobody ever told me About the missing ti...

pt barnum said it so long ago theres one born every minute don't you know some make us laugh some make us cry these klowns honey gonna make you die everybodys r...

PT Barnum said it so long ago There's one born every minute, don't you know Some make us laugh, some make us cry These clowns only gonna make you die Everybody...

let me out come and get me out 'cause i've been stuck here for too long let me out out come and get me out baby baby be where i belong the time right for standi...

in the beginning since the dawn of man in forest green and in desert sands the yearning of humanity to know that god is a reality is there a heaven is there a h...

in the beginning since the dawn of man in forest green and in desert sands the yearning of humanity to know that god is a reality is there a heaven is there a h...

(Lee, Kaballero, Wilde) When your on the road and your car wont pull that load and your wheels aren't feeling fine Well I know of this joint where they'll chec...

anne i'm just a wild twitchin' junkie in a punk rock band i'm tellin you ann i'll be your friend till the end of the family plan i promise you ann i wanna be th...

wake up early in the morning sun arise confound the theory of evolution in your eyes they don't want to tell you they'll try to sell you to dispel your fears li...

let's pack the kids and crank up the car now i bet that there's nothing like it in moscow it's wild wild ride where i met my bride i wanna go on again if we've ...

i got a letter from my mom today she's telling me he's here to stay it's quite a strange phenomenon won't you turn that siren on i'm talking about my pop the co...

nights in white satin never reaching the end letters i've written him never meaning to send beauty i've always missed with these eyes before just what the truth...

nobody can do the shake like i do nobody can do the twist like i do nobody can do the boogaloo like i do nobody can do the monkey like i do well let me tell yo...

calling the doctor dr kildare i'm in a sad sad state of repair can you find something in your bag for me to put me out of my misery i want to shout yeah i want ...

[Originally by Black Sabbath] i'm finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time al...

i had a date with a pretty ballerina her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes i asked her for this dance and then she obliged me was i surprised was i surpris...

pretty please with sugar on top hey babe wont you do the flop beebop boy see j seabring twenty thousand years in sing sing i said my well my my my animal god wi...

Colours on the street red white and blue People shufflin' their feet people sleepin' in their shoes But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead There's a lot o...

she's my girl she's so wonderful i love her so rosemary kisses galore and i think the whole world of her rosemary rosemary she's the girl that i adore she's ros...

there's a man who leads a life of danger in everyone he meets he sees a stranger with every move he makes another chance he takes odds are you won't live to see...

i know i can't see may hand and i can't help it if i stumble all of those things that are sad before me wanna see see my way need a friend to help me through w...

he's in the alley he's big and tall he's got no family he makes me smile black man black man black man black man black man black man black man black man shadow ...

(Lee, Huffsteter) Now I got The hook And Now I got the bait Now I got the bait so don't slow me down Now I got a car and now I gotta girl Now I got a car to go...

(lee, huffsteter) Now i got the hook And now i got the bait Now i got the bait So don't slow me down Now i got a car And now i gotta girl Now i got a car to go...

(lee, huffsteter) Now I got the hook And now I got the bait Now I got the bait So don?t slow me down Now I got a car And now I gotta girl Now I got a car to go...

she, she told me that she loved me and then she fed me dirt she, she said she'd never hurt me and then she made me hurt why am i standing here missing her and ...

She's a nice girl and i like her style But she's a hunchback I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye But she's a hunchback I take her to the football game She's m...

[Trad arr by the Dickies] silent night holy night all is calm all is bright 'round yon virgin mother and child holy infant so tender and mild sleep in heavenly...

i got a steady job but i'm living a lie i'm a drunken slob i've got a dui sobriety, sobriety when i was 17 i had my first drink now i'm 43 and i'm seeing a shri...

(leonard phillips) Wake from your sleep all you weary ones Who are leary of the night Look to the east all you dreary ones Who are waiting for the light Dawn ...

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping and the vision that was plan...

Tell me how can it be in the land of diet cola There's a terrible page of history In the land of the free that's made for me and my sharona Shake your booty's a...

[studio out take] his head is big and brown and flat he's about to rape a cat they call him squaggy doo he arches back and his dick ? he's just a big horny ove...

mickey's on the production line i'm a super mouse in time everybody's doing the goose step out in anaheim mastermouse gonna feel no fear mickey's gonna lead us...

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping and the vision that was plan...

There There's a place where i can go When i feel low when i feel blue And it's my mind and there's no time When i'm alone I think of you the things you do Go '...

when you're young and so and love as we and bewildered by the world we see how can people hurt us so only those in love would know what a town without pity can ...

(leonard phillips) Out of the rust and into the slime Everybody knows that he?s here for mankind Toxic avenger Would you believe-a mouse to a man! No one from ...

(phillips, lee, wagon) I came home one night tuned my tv in My favorite show was about to begin As I was scanning across the dial I saw her read the news with ...

we all want to prepare you the unbelievable is going to happen it will linger in your mind forever let this carry you wherever - wherever triggering the unconsc...

hey ho hey ho there's something i don't know like who i am or where i go we're on this climb we'll be there for some time there is no reason i can find wagon t...

(Phillips, Lee) He used to be a star of the stage and screen But now he only sees half of everything A funny little man with straight black hair He lost it in ...

(lee, wagon) You drive me ape You big gorilla You drive me ape,ape I wanna tell ya Swinging around from every town to town I swing around and I never come dow...

(Lee, Wagon) You drive me ape You big gorilla You drive me ape,ape I wanna tell ya Swinging around from every town to town I swing around and I never come dow...

(Leonard Phillips/Wagon/Glen Laughlin) I saw you on the corner yesterday I couldn't think of anything to say But you just walked right by me So I felt that I w...