This guitar i'm holding is my only friend so i sit alone in the dark in = My room again headlights flash upon my wall, mind's wandering i crack a = Smile and i ...

oh how i wish that you were here with me to listen to the stupid song i sing adjectives and nouns for all to hear from an oxymoron to your ear you're every comm...

Yesterday, I called an old friend in la we laughed for hours about = Those days anyway, he's doing fine I'm glad to say it's funny, some = Things never change m...

five thousand twenty six miles from somewhere side of the road motel = sixteen hours in the van today more stories than one man could tell = america's as lonely...

She'd shake it up, was hard to make out Now it's plain to see I couldn't cook to save myself, Found my life a recipe I never looked at her this way before, But ...

let's not be friends cuz then we could never fuck haven't you figured it = out by now? or are you that much of a shmuck? do whatever you want to do = just don't...

the beast cuz faster pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest I love the = spandex that they wear I saw dio when he had hair well I know metal is = dead but I lo...

I'm twenty four, I don't own a tie I don't have a job and I love to get = high my hairline's receding, I'm getting a gut I love to jerk off and I = love to read...

here she comes in her purple doc martens got an earring thru her nose = she's got chains on her leather jacket you better watch out cuz i know = her here she co...

she boards a one way train she's leaving home again maybe this time = she'll be strong enough tears fill up her eyes as her kids wave their = goodbyes maybe thi...

he read every issue of "Punk Planet" with a tissue bad reviews of his favorite band made him cry could hardly believe that Jawbreaker signed to DGC he took it p...

it was a sunny summer day of sophomore year Derek, Marc, and I on = highway 55 surfboards on the rack, ate breakfast on the way it's days = like these that make...

Me, I'm nothing but a goddam liar set me loose on the wolves I am hungry = Hope the sides of the dice add to seven 'cause I won't be back clean your = Plate and...

You don't want to talk about it Cuz you know that there's nothing to say Your policies are fucked so we're going away We say that its wrong , wrong, wrong You ...

I once snorted cocaine / Off of Gwen Stefani's ass / I used to ride around in limousines / And flash my backstage pass / I hung out at the Viper Room / With Man...

and he said she looks beautiful like mariliyn monroe now he can't get = her off his mind we could not believe it when he told us the news he = said i met this c...

i think i'll go for a walk outside the sun is out it's a beautiful day i = love to feel the wind in my hair and the sun on my face cheap thrills = come easy the...

Melanie Banks where can you be? / Are you doing well? Is everything alright? / I haven't seen you since our graduation day / Remember our crazy night / After se...

Melanie Banks where can you be? / I haven't seen you since our graduation day / And the years keep floating by / Are you doing well? Is everything alright? / Re...

i walk around with my hair all spiked i don't eat meat just beans and = rice don't talk to me cuz you don't understand can't you see how truly = punk rock i am?...

I'm in a punk band, I can't really play but that doesn't matter with = music these days I'm in a punk band, my friends think we suck but I can = play bar chords...

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl Please look at me Punk rock girl What do you see? Let...

The sun comes up on Santa Rosa The garbage men are cleaning up the street There's a junkie sleeping in the shadows and all around me I can feel the weight Up i...

this is the story of a girl named Ann she's half - Japanese, mom's from = Japan she's sixteen but she's going on thirty her mind is pure but her = thoughts are ...

drove by next time i saw you i was drinking in a bar just trying to save = the world and right as time goes by and still you're stuck inside my = mind and in my...

we're going out tonight it's time to kiss some ass my wallets full of = green and I got my backstage pass I'll smile and smoke a lot can I buy = you another dri...

She's from the south bay She just loves to quote Hemmingway She vacuums the house in her high heals and her lingerie Dad's an engineer Mom likes to interfere An...

it's almost three am and I should be asleep but instead I lie awake in = my room and my head still hurts from the night before last my only = solace is thinking...

thanks for spending your dough on our new CD I can't wait until June = when we get our royalties but the money you spent was not in vain it was = spent on piles...

From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call / I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls / My name is Slackerman, superhero for the masse...

Eat a bag of shit you suck I can't believe the luck you have Its not bestowed upon me And my pants are falling down I would have another drink Except it might b...

well i think that it must be something like my destiny and with these = eyes its so easy to see that girl from et she's the only one for me = listen to me sing ...