We're Aztec priests so mind your head, Our prisoners always wind up dead. Our favourite colour is blood red, We're not nice. At an Aztec temples opening day, W...

When I was a nipper I boarded a clipper Sailed the seas as a goods importer, oh! Edward Teach is my name But I earned my fame As Blackbeard the pirate of the w...

Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink I'm not who you think Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca! My husband Presotagus died He was a Celtic king I was h...

I love to be a British queen I am Victoria, you see Now where's my British butler With my British cup of tea? Tea is not from Britain, ma'am From India it was b...

I'm just a lonely cavegirl Searching for a date Looking for cave romance Or at least a caveman date My momma says I must wait here Until the moon is bright Wit...

(Talking) Year.! 100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them? I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.! Warriors! I bring tidings of...

My name is, my name is My name is, Charles II! I love the people And the people love me So much that they restored The English monarchy! I'm part Scottish, Fr...

Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming at ya! Ra ra, patra Cleo! Guys all go gaga for me-o! I am a leader And a lady and a queen I'm Cleopatra Such a queen, n...

Everyone thinks they know the story Of Dick Turpin's highway glory But my past is far more gory I was no saint You think life is one big antic My profession is...

Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives Catherine of Aragon was...

We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more, That's why we started the English civil war. People say we're no fun, but we disagree, Especially when expla...

My name is Caligula A rotten, Roman pig-ula If you told me a fib-ula I'd hack your hands to stumps! One time, I killed a priest Who'd come to sacrifice a beast ...

I'm George IV, the regent king Which means I was just standing in Acting king because my dad George III had gone barking mad! Great palaces, I did design Bucki...

A gorgeous georgian lady, is quite a sight to see, For some splendid beauty tips, pay attention listen to me. White is beautiful dear ladies, smear your face w...

Settle down, class Now you've passed Your grade one pyramid selling Yeah, the time has come For me to drum Some facts into you about spelling Oh, it seems to m...

You know the caveman gave us woad Roman soldiers built the road Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak But when we talk of great invention It's important...

I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight And our only aim in life is to fight I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knight We fight by day, and when it's not ...

Everything your teacher says Is proved to be a fable There never was an Arthur Nor the knights, nor a round table The lady of the lake Was just a made up story ...

I'm William the Conqueror My enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king Although I come from France 1066, the Domesday book I gave to history ...

It was the summer of 793 When we sailed across the Great North Sea Comets crossed the skies that night Must have known something wasn't right We arrived upon y...

I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord All other tribes dreaded My name means 'he who shakes the earth' Not that I'm big-headed When it comes to claiming nearby lands I...

I was sure that you'd love me To that hope, I did cling 'Cause I'm Richard the third And everybody loves a king! Thought I did a good jo Why do you disagree? T...

Today I'm starting High School Where boys are turned to men I packed my sword and shield We don't use paper and pen Everyone's a jock here We don't have Spartan...

I'm sure you've heard the Stone Age occurred, For two and a half million years. But there's more of Stone Age to engage, Than maybe it first appears. Dinosaurs...

We are the suffragettes, Think you know some fierce girls? You ain't heard nothing yet. A lass called Milli Fawcett founder of our cause, Started the battle fo...

I took the throne of England Just 'cause I was protestant A German prince whose English stank, King George number one I like to argue, now that's clear Especia...

Now, I'm a real life cowboy Just a quiet, humble fella That's what we're like Apart from Mike Yeah, I'm more of a yeller! Sing songs to pass the evenings And b...

Welcome to our monastery Please have a chair Good to see you monks So deep in prayer Once the praying's finished Your chores must be done The main rule of a goo...

We're girlies from the 30s, wash the dishes, scrub the floor, When all of a sudden our hubbies went to war Did you think we'd shrink in England's needy hour? Ye...

I am William Wallace My life was a mystery Some say born twelve seven two Some say twelve sixty three Was dubbed Malcolm of Paisley Maybe Alan from Aire Did I ...

In good old Queen Victoria's day Industrial revolution Bosses said 'Please, we need more employees' We needed a solution Who will climb our chimneys? Who will ...