Oh, I wish our winning were a bit more certain! Better call my friends at Halliburton! We will pay! So we stay! Rule the Day! DC Land! I'm sensitive, I cannot l...

Yes, I'm comin' back to serve a second term This time I won the national elec-she-un! Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a, And dear brother Jebedia, We get four more years...

Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land Im a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weiner Im a great crusador, youre a herman munster This land will surely vo...