(Hazel Smith) She'd snuggle up and talk to me Each night as I'd watch TV I'd teasingly call her chatter-box Then one night she said "Don't be scared, I see an ...

Ninty-Nine & Me Spoken : Alright now, I'd like to tell you all a story about me and my brother Billy T You see , now when we were just little boys , we use to...

(S Silverstein/D Locorriere) I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I...

When your body's had enough of me And I'm laying flat out on the floor When you think I've loved you all I can I'm gonna love you a little bit more Come on over...

When your body's had enough of me And I'm laying flat out on the floor When you think I've loved you all I can I'm gonna love you a little bit more Come on ove...

When your body's had enough of me And I'm layin flat out on the floor When you think I've loved you all I can I'm gonna love you a little bit more Come on over...

(Shel Silverstein) (Hey play the guitars) (I love to hear the guitars play) (Oh I love to sing, I love to sing) She was dancing when I seen her, in a Mexican ...

Sally called when she got the word She said, I suppose you heard"¦about Alice So I rushed to the window and I looked outside And I could hardly believe my eyes ...

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD DR HOOK - 1979 (Even Stevens/Shel Silverstein) Lay down let's explore this tenderness between us there ain't no one around at all to s...

(Unknown) Once on a midsummer's night I gazed on a beautiful sight And without a word all was said When my eyes and Angela's met And I found myself in Angela'...

(Unknown) I know when I'm hungry, I know the taste I like I know how much it takes to satisfy my appetite I know when I've had enough or when I still need more...

Night falls on the city, baby feels the beat Slick and sexy angel of the street The queen of all the night birds watch her when she walks She don't say nothing ...

(D Locorriere/S Weedman/R Haffkine) Night falls on the city, baby feels the beat Slick and sexy angel of the street The queen of all the night birds watch her ...

(H Smith) Thank the good lord for rock and roll Thank the good lord for gin Thank the good lord that women are made to satisfy their men Thank the good lord fo...

(Shel Silverstein) The mornin' sun touched lightly on the eyes of Lucy Jordan In her white suburban bedroom, in a white suburban town As she lay there 'neath t...

(E Stevens/P Overstreet) I don't want to see you cry Your crying always changes my mind And we know well It's livin' hell Pretending our love hasn't died Thoug...

BETTER LOVE NEXT TIME Dr Hook I'm your friend, you can talk to me I read your face, I see misery So the one you love has left you dry Don't start believing tha...

Beware of lovers, who close their eyes They could be hiding a thousand lies You never know who they fantasise Beware of lovers who close their eyes It might be...

(S Weedman) It's raining again, here in my hotel I guess I'm a little lonely and I don't feel very well Maybe this time I'm really dying, now wouldn't that be ...

(H Smith/D Locorriere) You walked into the room I smelt your perfume And I could see your body talkin' Got up and grabbed the chance C'mon we're gonna dance 'C...

I'd like to get to know you better I'd like for you to know me too Could I have your name and number? I'd like to spend some time with you Would you tell me wh...

(Shel Silverstein) Many dark and dreary days have gone and passed me by Since you took my heart and dashed it to the ground Many long and lonely nights I'd lie...

(Shel Silverstein) I used to be a prancer a one-eyed song and dancer But eyes for true romance I didn't even try I'd get 'em and forget 'em But I never could s...

Second Street and Broadway Sittin' in a doorway Head held in his hands Looked to all the world like he was prayin' Foot wrapped in an old rag Bottle in a brown...

(P Overstreet) I gently kiss her lips, touch her with my finger tips Searching for the love I miss, you once gave to me She is warm here by my side, I should b...

(J J Cale) Clyde played electric bass Played it with finesse and grace Sat on the porch ain't got no shoes Pickin' the bass and singin' the blues Misery loves...

(Dennis Locorriere/Ray Sawyer) I Don't know where you come from And I don't know where you been If you're ever 'round my farm Won'tcha come on in! I don't kno...

(D Hickey) He was a short order cook, and not too much to look at And he traded in his foot, for a medal in the war He loved a girl named Lila, in a bar across...

(Hazel Smith) They called Rosie a lady until she had the baby Then they called Rosie crazy, but she don't care at all She sits rockin' and singin' and crazy Ro...

(R Shulman/D Goodman/M Paul/B Reneau) Her flaming eyes, cast an evil spell Her burning lips are the gates to hell Conceived out of fire Her daddy named her Des...

(arr Dr Hook) Oh it ain't alright if you do downs, do downs, do downs It ain't alright if you do downs, all the live long day 'Cause you'd wanna sleep all nig...

(E Stevens/E Rabbitt) They say that it's a man's world but girls make it go round When you said your name it makes such a sexy sound Stay up with me tonight ho...

(R Sawyer/D Locorriere/J Garfat) I'm so tired in the morning Don't wanna do my work In the middle of the afternoon My muscle starts to hurt Later on in the ev...

(H Smith/W Carter) Dooley Jones was doomed since the day that he was born All because his mama was Sadie Jones Cruel words upon him ever since he was young You...

(Joel Jaffe) I'm laying by the river, on a sunny afternoon The glass of wine beside me, is the colour of the sun Then the river moves inside me, and it all com...

(D Locorriere/R Elswit) Everybody must be on drugs, in this town Or maybe there's a strange new bug that's been going round 'Cause people are all smiling and w...

(Shel Silverstein) Elvis he's a hero he's a superstar And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car And Dylan sings for millions And I just sing for ...

(P Overstreet/E Stevens) I was looking hard for love then I found you And when I found you I just couldn't help but fall You wrapped your arms around me Ran yo...

(Carr/Henley) Fiery Lady, silky sassy Dark skin lassie, won't you lay me down Be my soulful feel my empty How you tempt me woman turn me round She's a fire in...

(Ron Haffkine/Ray Sawyer/Dennis Locorriere/Jay David) I was seventeen years old that day I was trying to find a woman for my birthday So I made up my mind, and...

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball Tonight at the freakers hall And you know, you're invited one and all Come on babies grease your lips Grab your hats and ...

(Shel Silverstein) Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha) Tonight at the Freaker's Hall And you know you're invited one and all Uh oh Come on baby's g...

(Shel Silverstein) Some men need some killer weed, some men need cocaine Some men need some cactus juice, to purify the brain Some men need two women, some nee...

Girls have it made Girls have more fun Girls have their way To get lovers anytime they want Anytime she needs some lovin' Anytime she just gives a sign It won't...

Got that feeling first time I saw you Wasn't no doubt what it would be Head was spinning like a jet engine Threw me so high I could hardly see Lightning lover,...

(D Locorriere/E Cate/E Cate) Some get lucky with the love they find They fall right into the lasting kind It looks so easy, how can it be The same thing hasn't...

(D Locorriere) Let's talk about hearts, no two are the same Some of them are cold as ice, others need the flame One of them gets comfortable, the other needs a...

(R Sawyer/S Silverstein) Help me mama she's touching my heart And I just can't keep her away Stop her mama I can't let it start Mama please make her go away S...

You haven't been off my mind since you left me It seems like you've been gone a year or two It's really such a shame 'cause my love's such a beautiful thing And...

(Shel Silverstein) Hey Lady Godiva, ridin' throughout town Naked on your big white horse With your long hair hangin' down Lady Godiva, you say you're frightene...

(R Byrne/T Brasfield) Lately when you love me it seems so cut and dried And baby I get lonely when I'm laying' by your side If you need a fantasy to keep you s...

(Shel Silverstein) Ever' mornin' won't you you wake up early cook me great big T-bone steak Serve it to me in bed go on the street and hustle bring me back all...

(D Locorriere/P Overstreet) Like a little girl in a candy store You give her some, she wants more But all she gets is what she asks me for 'Cause I can't say ...

(Shel Silverstein) I can't touch the clouds for you, I'll never reach the sun for you I've never done the things that you need done for you I've stretched as h...

(Lee) I couldn't believe, the temptation that came with you Oh I never knew I couldn't believe, the amazing things that I would do Oh when it came to you But ...

(R Sawyer/D Locorriere) I don't feel much like smilin' today If nobody minds, I'm gonna let my mind slip away 'Cause I don't feel much like feelin' your way Al...

(Shel Silverstein) Your phone's gonna ring in the darkness of night And you'll rise from the bed where you lay And you'll answer 'Hello', and from out of the p...

(D Locorriere/S Silverstein) To think that I'm the kind of guy Whoever could have kept her Would be taking too much credit on myself And seeing us together you...

(Shel Silverstein) I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day Then my friend ...

(D Loccorriere/R Sawyer) She left without warning me of where or when she'd go She'd never knew the way my love would grow Now broken glass is on the floor, ea...

You took my heart in your hand and you just walked away Didn't even say goodbye Now I'm standing alone let the truth be known I'm not ready to be free It's not ...

(S Silverstein) And I remember her on the streets of New York City As I walked the night needing some place warm to go As she passed I said "Hey there's snowfl...

(S Weedman) When I was a young boy, my grandpa said to me Little boy wish upon a star tell me what you wanna be Would you like to be a lawyer, would the money ...

Before you go, I already miss you so Come here let me kiss you, change your mind I Love you Please don't leave me If you try to walk away on them pretty legs I...

If I could write a story, and end it like I want it to I'd find me a genie, climb into his bottle And let you rub me 'til your wish came true I'll put angels a...

(R Snyder) Tell me where is she going now, have I frightened her today I'm a man, understand we've got funny ways I flex my muscles every evening, and put on m...

(S Silverstein) See that wino in the gutter I've been him See that wino in the gutter Well I've been him See that wino in the gutter Watch him stumble hear him...

CHORUS: If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me If I swore you were an angel, Would you treat me like the devil tonight If I were dying ...

(Shel Silverstein) If I'd only come and gone The way I've always done with summer girls before Shared one night with you and never reached for more Then we wou...

Who's gonna water my plants? Who's gonna patch my pants? And who's gonna give me The chance to feel brand new? Who's gonna iron my shirts? Who's gonna kiss whe...

When you're in love with a beautiful woman It's hard When you're in love with a beautiful woman You know it's hard Everybody wants her Everybody loves her Ever...

I park on a side street Slide up the back stairs Knock on the door and whisper `It's me' Step into the darkness She waits in the shadows - Oh she's so wild wi...

(Shel Silverstein) The waitress with the orange hair keeps motionin' me to hurry up and leave So I gulp my coffee - burn my mouth - grab up my coat and slippin...

(Shel Silverstein) The tiger, he looked out of his cage and smiled He said come here boy, I want to talk to you a while He said I once was running wild and fre...

(Shel Silverstein) There's a shadow on the sun I see it risin' Kiss it away, kiss it away And there's a hurt down deep inside that I been hidin' Kiss it away, ...

(D Locorriere/S Silverstein) Knowing she's there makes it possible to live Knowing she's there giving all she's got to give And when the road got long and the ...

(Clark/Bettis) Lately sundown means a little more to me Heartbeats rise as the sun slips through the trees As the twilight burns the sky I can't wait for the l...

(Shel Silverstein) This is the last mornin' that I wake up in this dirty city Looking for the sunshine as the buildings block the skies This is the last mornin...

(Shel Silverstein) This is the last mornin' that I wake up in this dirty city Looking for the sunshine as the buildings block the skies This is the last mornin...

(D Locorriere) Well I've been runnin' so long I'm ready to ride I'm gettin' tired of the cold let me come inside Life is bitchin' when you're hitchin' up a one...

(D McClinton) Yeah Come on to me babe, let me be your lover Let's do all the things lovers do We can kiss and hug honey All night on the rug, that daddy back ...

Baby let me drink from your well 'til your well runs dry Baby let me drink from your well Baby let me drink from your well 'til your well runs dry Baby let me d...

(R Sawyer) Just a little ol' boy about twelve years old, working on my daddy's farm Gotta help him build an ol' chicken coop, gotta help him paint the barn I w...

(R Haffkine/D Locorriere/R Sawyer/R Elswitt/J Garfat/B Francis) Alright, now everybody say hello to the bass (What are you yellin' about?) Now we'd like to tak...

(Ray Sawyer/Shel Silverstein) Well here I am in the wind again, floating where it takes me Laughin' and a splashin' in the summer sun, until the alarm clock aw...

Wish I was a plane, flying high alone Heading towards the sun, taking myself home Troubles far behind, worries down below Floating by my side, clouds as white a...

You gotta start each day with a song Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy I just gotta see her and tell her I need her Hu...

(Hazel Smith) There's no doubt about it love ain't the question And love ain't the answer to what's coming down With more than enough to hold most folks togeth...

(S Weedman) Eyes bright in the midnight moon Teeth flash, a blinding grin Lock up the boys, tie down the girls Love monster's on the loose again Hot dreams in...

(D locorriere/R Smarr) I don't wanna wait until some starry night Baby, let me love you now I don't wanna wonder what's wrong or right I just wanna love you no...

(E Stevens/E Rabbitt/D Malloy) If you ever need me, call me on your phone line You've got my number, if you ever want me I'm your lifeline And if you're ever l...

(Unknown) All the lonely nights, listenin' for the 'phone All the lonely nights, spend them all alone Some lonely night, you're gonna stumble on someone you ca...

(Shel Silverstein & Jeffrey Comanor) I'm gonna throw my grass out the window Crumple up my papers too Give away my speed, Cause all I'm gonna need Is just a li...

(H Smith/D Locorriere) I don't need to see you on a television screen I don't wanna see your face on Time magazine I know that you are finer than any movie que...

(Shel Silverstein) Well I've sung my songs on dusty roads and dirty city sidewalks To them sweatin' hard eyed brakemen, in the rail yards I rolled through I've...

(Shel Silverstein & Baxter Taylor) Down in Lou'siana where the black trees grow live a voodoo lady named Marie Lavaux She got a black cat tooth and a mojo bone...

How many times have I sat here in this chair Staring at the rain and thinking how it might have been Wondering how so many things I did could be so wrong Well, ...

Michaelangelo Was giving a one man show He had statues with such feeling He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling People came from Cocamo Just to see this one man sho...

(Shel Silverstein) Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine Monterey Jack walked down the ...

(Shel Silverstein) I guess the dance is over now So you just curtsey and I'll bow And ask the band to play us Auld Lang Syne Then I'll just take what's left o...