Fat and docile, big and dum They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows wel...

Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun They don't come when you call They don't chase squirrels at all Dead puppies aren't much fun My puppy di...

I know its getting late, And I know we had a date, Lucia, I hate to make you wait, 'Cause it would be so great Lucia And tears fall from my eyes, and I must ap...

*Birds Chirping* *Pig Squeal* *Rooster Crows* If your having trouble with your barnyard friends You've got a thing for Huuueees Been counting sheep But your not...

When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to keep in mind Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding your beer bottle might not have...

Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat the...

Isaw daddy kissing, Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was tucked up in my...

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Only a Hippopotamus will do Don't wanna a doll No dinky-tinker toy I want a hippopotamus To play with and enjoy I want a Hip...

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll n...

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and ...

I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes beheld and eerie sight, For my monster in his lab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise (he did the...

I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax, This cruel insane man's job is getting me down, A crazy chicken chasing me all ov...

squirrels all we really are is squirrels we're being hunted we are squirrels we are applealing we are squirrels we want to gather nuts but people splatter our ...

I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, And then the witchdoctor he told me what to do, He said that Oo, ...