Girlfriend you have got me in a state of stress From your preety hair down to your dress Girlfriend yeah you got me in a state of agitation Girlfriend yeah you...

Sitting in a pub on a Thursday night The beer is flowing fast I see a man in a danger suit Stumbling as he walks past Me and my friends don't know what to do A...

The first drink of the day! The first drink of the day! The first drink of the day! The first drink of the day! We woke up and guess what? I'm hungover again T...

Oh, I have got a yearning and there's nothing that can help, Except for lots of lovely slimy extra kelpy kelp, Kelp is quite the best thing that I've ever ever ...

t's a funny kind of feeling and I don't know what to do But Friday night is here my dear and I must be with you This chicken-coop office doesn't help deflate th...

Oh, I'm looking for my leopard Where can he be? Oh, my leopard's probably somewhere Looking for me I don't know where my leopard is and, It's after dark I hope...

I'm gonna flip out Like a ninja ???cos that's what ninjas do I'm gonna flip out Like a ninja And you should flip out too I'm gonna flip out Like a ninja And to...

I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would be quite bad I'm glad that I'm not soluble That would make me sad (So sad) If I found that I was soluble It would be a...

Who's that man with the soup on his head? I said, Who's that man with the soup on his head? I said soupy george you got soup on your head soupy george you got s...

I don't wanna bike or fishing pole I just wanna submarine I'm gonna keep it in a swimming pool Gonna keep it nice and clean I don't want a fucking pogo stick I ...

Sitting at home on a Tuesday afternoon Hope the situation goes away soon Trying hard not to watch the TV Probably should be working on my CV Now can't you see?...

One, two, three, four! Your mums your dad Your mums your dad Your mums your dad Your dads your mum! Your mums your dad Your mums your dad Your mums your dad Y...