• Beg-Will
  • Beg Me
    Take one more step and it's over Back up slowly in sight Breathe too loud and I'll kill you Get down on your knees and beg me beg me beg Beg me beg me beg Take...
  • Black Market White Baby Dealer
    The black market white baby dealer Is hunting around overseas The black market white baby dealer Brings back clean fresh white babies to me Clean fresh white ba...
  • Dead Shark
    Don't be so rude I was only trying to make conversation Hey (?) this is not going anywhere Got that chalk on her hands (x 3) I'm just trying to get a handle on...
  • Elvis Be True
    Everyone's talking about Elvis Cause it seems like a thing that we do Elvis is walking round listlessly Seems he can't even die if he wanted to It's a bad busi...
  • Fuck and Run
    I woke up alarmed I didn't know where I was at first Just that I woke up in your arms And almost immediately I felt sorry Cause I didn't think this would happen...
  • Fuck or Die
    I keep a close watch on this twat of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time And the condom on your dick's the tie that binds Because you're mine You're goi...
  • Go Speed Racer
    Don't give me that sucker fish Any love life ain't that hurting And you always seemed to get what you wanted without flirting You're not the only one who's used...
  • Hello Sailor
    Hello sailor, buy you a drink Hello sailor, tell me what do think How was the big beach, how was the sand Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan How does i...
  • Hey Now
    I come home in the morning light my mother says when you gonna live your life right oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones and girls they want to have fun ...
  • If I Ever Pay You Back
    I don't have what it takes to stay with you I'm leaving and undertaking's (?) not what I plan But anyway you know By and large anywhere I go I won't find anyone...
  • In Love With Yourself
    He came over my house Didn't even knock he just walked inside And when I didn't want to talk He said oh god what a lot of bullshit Don't be so in love with you...
  • It's In My Kiss
    The last time we made love You said my name to make me come But it was just a speaking offer It means nothing without your love Means nothing without your love ...
  • It's Not That Easy
    I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop thinking about you I think you're trying to scare me So that I will stop trying to be you It's not that ea...
  • Its Not That Easy
    You took the car It was my favorite one Little white Dart And drove it to Idaho You took the rug Red and white checker board Rolled it right up And took it to I...
  • Johnny Sunshine
    You took the car It was my favorite one Little white Dart And drove it to Idaho You took the rug Red and white checker board Rolled it right up And took it to I...
  • Miss Lucy
    Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to heaven And the steamboat went to hell ...
  • Only Lonely Girl
    The braid in my hair smells like the tide I try to lure you in with a warm look Boy, you're all alone, doesn't it hurt? I'm not going to be fickle in love anymo...
  • Shane
    I know that it was the night The war broke out because You and I were driving around You were doing a story About if people understood What had happened to thei...
  • South Dakota
    For a mean baby well I like your pants Born in South Dakota For a mean baby well I like your hips Born in South Dakota I was born in South Dakota Man I feel lu...
  • Stratford on Guy
    Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and they're standing on top of a...
  • Stratford-on-guy
    I was flying into Chicago at night Watching the lake turn the sky into blue green smoke The sun was setting to the left of the plane And the cabin was filled wi...
  • Why I Left California
    Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and they're standing on top of a...
  • Willie the Six Dick Pimp
    There are these people that use you for their own need for deception By the size of their lies and the size of the stories that they're telling they've proved t...
  • Willie The Six-dick Pimp
    Six dick pimp is just doing his jo Making sure the business isn't going under He's got the studs lined up in their stalls Put a couple bills in, see six minutes...