On the wedding anniversary Of the Johnson's They went out on a date Little Jimmy had strict orders To be in bed, to be in bed by eight But little Jimmy knew the...

Can't for the life of me think of what to do or say Can't for the life of me think of what to do From time to time I think I might be Jesse James Laws aren't ma...

I'm a seven-inch cowboy With a tiny pair of six guns Five'll get you ten, I betcha never seen one Well I'm a seven inch cowboy How do you be? And I'm used to pe...

I'm not here so you can knock me down, again Things have changed and I don't want you on my mind Don't wanna hear what you got to say Your little world is not f...

They tried to build a nation, greater than anyone But what they didn't know was that someone else would have control The mob starts infiltrating, at gunpoint th...

The lights are off, but look! There's somebody in the home The White Recluse is loose, And I glow in the dark Spiders spin their cobwebs and they run their legs...

What's the matter? Who cares? People running everywhere, Running like decapitated chickens in the rain Never mind the poultry, I'd rather stay at home I hope th...

With a black silk umbrella On a rooftop one day To put physical laws on Temporary delay Goggles on and my shoes tied Thumbs upturned for the big ride I'll step ...

The Argonauts always intrigued me They typified every man Happy unless something popped up That wasn't part of the plan But there'd been no pretention of plans ...

So how many times do I have to pick myself up When you're just crushing my life? So I can carry on Fill my soul so hollow I've been down the drain And washed a...

Who took Botu's picture? Botu wants it back He never gave permission, so hand it over, Jack! Whoever took it: shame! You should have known not to You have done ...

There's something coming crawling 'Round the corner of your mind Oh your funeral has just begun Buried alive, it will be over in no time The date is set for ton...