Everybody knows if you ask them the seven deadly sins But nobody can tell you the seven virtues And nobody praises the grade school teachers But everybody has a...

Our love is freedom, our love is free from All those married things that raise their ugly heads Our love is distant, there's no commitment There might be someth...

It came as no suprise when you told me of your plans everyone was sad except for me you treat me like a clown now my world is upside down I know now your a cow ...

You are the angel I am the asshole I am the one that caused a trillion tears And no one wants to hear But I feel bad I waited for the right time Whatever is the...

Would you have hidden me in your attic That's the question, I'd like to know Would you have climbed up to serve me dinner Well I hope so When the jack-booted me...

Another barren egg, another month gone by Just more time to do as I please No one watching over me I don't have to make my bed I can lay in it instead With no o...

When everyone wore loafers I needed more support I'd always hide when we take a drive To that awful store I had a choice of black or blue The biggest ugliest as...

In that mean and awful hall With the other jealous bitches And the bitter grumbling men I could sneer, I could glare Say that life is so unfair And the one who ...

Me and Betty Shelly were at Cinnamon Park Waiting for the battle of the bands Betty's older brother had a bad reputation And a waterbed in his van He said hey J...

Dear Claire she gets up at three She makes some toast and a cup of tea But she forgot and watched TV As the water all boiled down The place almost burned down ...

I can be clever, I can be clever I can charm your pants off, I can be clever I can be funny, I can make you laugh I can amuse you, I can make you laugh I can be...

Don't let us get sick Don't let us get old Don't let us get stupid, all right? Just make us be brave And make us play nice And let us be together tonight The sk...

I met a boy called Frank Mills On September the 12th right here In front of the Waverley But unfortunately I lost his address He was last seen with his friend A...

I live like a fresman I still have a roommate I even moved to Brooklyn I still need a roommate I bet you didn't know I don't make much for this show And when I ...

So frail like a dying bird, so afraid So pale like a ghost in the wind, blowing away Waiting for someone to find you Someone carefully kind Someone strong enou...

I know everyone's a good person inside Everyone wants to be loved inside So whenever i think you wasted my time I try to remember the good things inside Well yo...

Can't you tell that I am dying inside? Can't you hear my muffled cry? Do you have to be told a thousand times? You're the guy who doesn't get it Don't you know ...

One leg in one leg out What do you get with a half a heart Part brave soul the rest is not What do you get with a half a heart? A half a mind, a half a spine A ...

I wake up every morning to the sound of birds It's really not birds it's my neighbor's TV She watches talk shows all day long I used to hate her but now we get ...

Why are all our heroes so imperfect Why do they always bring me down Why are all our heroes so imperfect The statue in the park has lost his crown William Faul...

The box sites on the bridge The crowd is waiting The chains are locked upon my chest There's no heart breaking I've done this show a thousand times This trick's...

Jenny came over and told me about Brad He's such a hairy behemoth she said And dumb as a box of hammers But he's such a handsome guy And I opened up and I told ...

I'm so happy, when you're here And I'm not a happy girl So like a miracle occurs I'm happy when you're near And all my angels appear And the demons leave my ear...

Jesus was a dreidel spinner And this we can't forget Paul was Saul before he was Paul and the last supper wasn't seder Jesus was a dreidel spinner And all his d...

If I had a jetpack the first thing that I would do Is fly above the gridlock and come to you I'd peek into the windows on 5th ave To see how the other side live...

Karen, she's my boss at the shoe store We sell to the rich on Madison Avenue I come in late from Brooklyn on the F train Karen says "honey, make this your last ...

I once saw it in a book I had God was by my side My name in lights up there on the marquee And God was very proud I've been a miner for a heart of gold A dream...

We get over things faster than we think A week, a month, a year, I'll get over you The sadness dies, the pain forgotten And sometimes along with the better time...

Little guy, little guy, such a little guy Such a little guy, in such a big body Little mind, little mind, you were once mine Such a small mind in such a big bo...

You've opened up my careful eyes Woke up from a black and white slumber I notice things I didn't before I dream with you in Living Color In Living Color, now F...

Love is never equal I learned that early at home Someone always loves more than the other And ends will always come So you might as well have beginnings Love i...

It used to be a motel Now they serve biscuits and t-shirts I bring my own tea bag I don't trust the coffee But the biscuits are delicious They come eight to a p...

Lucy at the gym She's there every time I go, and I don't go that often, so she must live at the gym I stare at her ribs they show through the spandex Her little...

(She's gonna sing, and you're gonna listen! One, two, one two three four) Margaret, back in junior high Margaret, all yellow curled She was the most popular g...

Mary Kay, she's got it bad Thinks no one understands You can't keep a good man down You can't stop when loves around You can't close your lonely eyes Though he'...

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mex...

Sometimes I wish that I was an angel A fallen angel who visits your dreams And in those dreams I'd blow you a message that says You really want me Sometimes I ...

I have hope, now that I don't have you I have faith, now that I'm alone I'm not bashing my head against the wall I'm not waiting forever for your call I'm not w...

One of these days I'm going to get it together Gonna buy a watch gonna get it together Stop wasting time One of these days I'm gonna get out of bed I'm gonne t...

It's been five years since the man has died Don't think the people have changed We can put up posters, we can riot in the streets Still a woman can't make ends ...

I used to have the world in my handbag How did I manage to blow it? I missed the bus, I lost my heart An an awful lot of mornings I used to have the stars in my...

i had this dream we were in the resistance somewhere in France fighting traitors and fascists you were my mistress yes you were a woman but i knew it was you by...

Six in the morning Been up since three I wish I had somebody to rock me to sleep The sun won't be melting these snowy white sheets Wish I had somebody to rock m...

I've held you in awe for so many years Only now do I know what I'm seeing I've analyzed every word that you've said To find a deeper meaning It went beyond cur...

Pass me the pipe Tell me another lie Just lay here by my side My eyes are closed My heart is open Swirling in a dance Like a dervish in a trance The coals are ...

I feel like an outline Where the middle part is missing And the moonlight is kissing The details away I feel like a cliffnote To a novel no one can read And I f...

Our lord loves the family, our lord loves the saved Our lord love the unborn babies and the NRA Our lord~hates the liberals, the faggots and their friends We're...

Someone's gonna break your heart someday And that day is coming soon You can't carry on this way Someone's gonna break your heart someday You're the luckiest gu...

I have a friend who swears she saw Jesus Hovering above her lonely bed She said it changed her life forever "Whatever works," I said All afternoon I change the ...

I get out of the underground Near Hollywood and vine I had the whole train to myself No one ever rides I'm in my costume My mask and tights I'm Spiderman, I'm ...

Can you surry Can you picnic? Can you surry Can you picnic? Surry down To a stoned soul picnic There'll be lots of time and wine Red yellow honey Sassafras and ...

"Take me back, Take me home, to world that never was Cones and Roman Candles in the sky, 4th of July, The dog's crouched in the basement, Dad was still alive, T...

I don't care what my teachers say I'm gonna be a Supermodel Everyone is gonna dress like me, wait and see When I'm a Supermodel And my hair will shine like the ...

I'm climbing the stairway That leads from the kitchen In a bar in Tel Aviv He asks for my age He thinks I'm a virgin That's why he asked for me Somebody's missi...

if i hadnt always been depressed ida climbed that golden ladder of sucess and if i hadnt been so blue thank misery for bringing me to you if only ida stayed in ...

He was pulling deep on his cigarette Billows of smoke pouring out of him Like a firefighter hit by a torpedo Before the fire reached the hold She was hanging o...

What a bright girl, what a beautiful girl She's gonna be somebody someday We'll take her to the best schools She will be a prodigy Nothing's gonna stand in her ...

If I had a lot of money I'd move to another country I'd disappear, not tell a soul, I'd change my name Or maybe I'd go back to school Major in something foolish...

Far away, another time I was yours and you were mine Entwined we spiraled down so far together Smoke and mirrors and rolled up bills We had it all and then more...

A crack in the door A slit in the vines A hole in the fence So easy to find People doing people things Whatever that might be They go on about their business T...

I caught you watching me You thought I didn't see By the way that you stared I know there's something there Your smile sometimes shows What you don't want me to...

Tie me to the track with my ear to the rail But wait for the very last moment to save me Or we could fight on top like a Western Jump from car to car, not notic...

Johnny's mom was worried She caught him in the bathroom With a copy of GQ The men's fall fashion issue So she called her pastor The respected Reverend Bean Who ...

She's only passed Spanish and gym She's not bad at essays, She can bullshit her way through them She wears the Walkman under her hood She hides the magazine in ...

Bobby Trucks was a fat little boy Living in a shitty little town Every recess the dodge ball flew And knocked poor Bobby down 4:00 when he got home Upstairs in ...

They stood by the window And watched the old church Burn for the second time The light from the fire Made her glow like an angel As she pulled him down and smil...

And I've been watchin' it for years 'Thru the crashin' waves there's a distant bell It won't stop ringing in my head All I do is stare and wait For her to come ...

George was at the party in the bathroom with a mirror Making lines for all the frat-boys all fucked up on German beer Driving on his way home he saw the red lig...