What's that on your head?
A wig
Wig, wig, wig

Sally's gotta wig
Ricky's gotta wig
Baby's gotta wig
Kate's gotta wig
Fred's gotta cheap toupee
Keith's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so let's go!

CHORUS
On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town

Julia's gotta wig
Phyllis has a wig
Cindy's gotta wig
JT's gotta wig
Carols' fall fell
Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, solet's go!

CHORUS

On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
What's that on your head?
A wig
Wig, wig, wig
Wig's on fire! Wig's on fire! Wig's onfire!
It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive!

Wig's on fire! Wig's on fire! Take it higher!
It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive!