Did you hear about Stacy Brown (no we didn't but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to)
He got looks he got class do anything to get a little lass
Everybody shouts at him as he walks his girlies past
They say everybody got one (everybody got one) everybody got one (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one) Stacy Brown got two

Do you know the reason for his success (no we don't so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed (not like those fellas)
They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed
That's why his girl friends they all wake up smilin' every morn
Singin' everybody got one (everybody got one)

Why they're climbin' up the wall (just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run and the old ones crawl (he drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact but no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow on his knee or underneath his hat
Ooh everybody got one (everybody got one)
He got two yes it's true oh neighbors talkin' my girl friend she's jealous