I've been crossed by too many dudes twice my size
I've stood right up to them to look them right in the eye
But the things I say never reach their ears
Cause rationality has been lost through the years
Old as shit their brains are fucking mush
So when I take out my board and start to push
I'm greeted by hands wrapped around my throat
This is assault dude I'm barely old enough to vote!

Your a disgruntled old dick with nothing to prove
Your over the hill and I hate you
Can't live in past glories anymore
Stuck in the golden ages from years before

Here comes mongo he's six foot five
Big as an ox you'll never survive
You better listen to his steroid controlled demand
Cause he's filled with hate for things he doesn't understand
Grab my board point your finger at me
And that board will be your death just wait and see
Cause there's twenty of us and only one of you
When the kids fight back then what will you do?

Disgruntled old dick!