Come visit our great society
McDonalds, Coca-Cola and MTV
Fat asses all over the place
Higher genetics of the American race
Come explore our cultural mecca
You name it, we've got it to show
We're gonna pollute the whole wide world
And we just want you to know

Chorus:
We're ugly Americans, ugly Americans
We've come to pollute your grounds
Don't you just love us?
We're ugly Americans, ugly Americans
Spreading our monopolies all around
Don't you just love us?

Come see our true nature
We'll bring you our TV shows
We'll disease you with filth and lies
As big as Jerrys' nose
We're the higher American culture
We're coming to your town
And we've got NATO behind us
Even if our presidents' pants are down

(Repeat Chorus)

No more culture for Europe
Our troops will enforce in goodwill
But dare raise your finger at us
We'll bomb you till you're killed
Women and children we don't care
We will bomb you too
We are the great defenders of democracy
We're the red, the white, and the blue

(Repeat Chorus) x2