All this stuff, this is the greatest
Now I have to get the latest
My bottled water purifies me
After I eat my processed cheese
Superteen!

Straighten my hair when I go to the beach
There's nothing inside that you can't reach
Spend my money on special jeans
So I can be a superteen, superteen!

Superteen, superteen
You want to be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all
Well what does it mean?
Hey, hey, hey!

Spend my nights inhaling TV
What should I buy, who should I be?
They make it seem like I am free
Yeah, free to be a spending machine
Superteen!

Yeah, my phone is pretty cool
I show it off all day in school
Yeah, my car is mega hot
If you don't like it then you're not
Superteen!

Superteen, superteen
You want to be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all
Well what does it mean?

Put your money away cause greed ain't cool
This ain't the 80's, keep your cool
Put your money away cause greed ain't cool
Did you miss a class at your fancy school?

Superteen, superteen
You want to be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all
Well what does it mean?

Superteen, superteen
You want to be a superteen
Superteen, superteen
You've got it all
Well what does it mean?