BANDMASTER
Ladies and Gentlemen the Chicago Theatre is proud to announce a first, the first time anywhere there has been an act of this nature Not only one little lady but two you've read about them in the papers and now here they are Chicago's own killer dillers, those sintilating sinners Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly

ROXIE AND VELMA
You can like the life you're living
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike

And that's good
Isn't it grand?
Isn't it great?
Isn't it swell?
Isn't it fun?
Isn't it
But nothing stays
In 50 years or so, it's gonna change ya know
But oh its heaven, nowadays

BANDMASTER
Ok you babes of jazz Lets pick up the pace Lets make the parties longer, lets make the skirts shorter Lets all go to hell in a fast car and keep it hot

ROXIE AND VELMA
And all that jazz!