You?re the Top! You?re the colosseum,
You?re the Top! You?re the louve museum,
You?re a melody from a symphony, by Strauss,
You?re a Bandle bonnet, a Shakspeare sonnet,
You?re Mickey mouse
You?re the Nile,You?re the Tow?r of Pisa,
You?re the smile on the Mona Lisa;
I?m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if Baby, I?m the bottom,
You?re the top!