Science built his single breast
Saline under skin
Lopsided and misshapen
He can't stop fondling it
Masturbates with his right hand
While pawing with his left
Pinch the nipple extra hard
He gropes his deformed chest
He is Mr Uni-tit
Surgical miscreant
People point and laugh at it
He's a fetishistic freak
He tries on lacy undergarments
Half the time he fits
Mocking children throw things at
His lonely, single tit
He'll rub it on you as he walks by
His nipple hard, just a bit
Then breathe a little forlorn sigh
He's Mr Uni-tit