Miss November Tuesday,
bend your rubber rules
Take your time, but don't take
off your high heeled shoes
She's in demand at dinner time;
she's on the factory wall
And when the gentlemen retire
guess who's in control?
She blew your money
on taking a cruise
If that isn't funny,
well, watch out teacher
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Ooh, ooh When the chamber's empty
She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente
Dressed in flimsy clothing,
use your lipstick line
To colour fear and loathing
with a pink disguise
You've never refused when she lies back
Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack
She's on the case at dinner time
She's on the evening news
And if you dare step out of line
you're going to be abused
You may not like it;
you may not be scared
But hell has no fury like a
young girl's ego
CHORUS
Ooh, ooh Doo, doo, doo
You might adopt an attitude;
look on the moral side
But if police are after you,
where's the best place to hide?
For this production
they gave her a gun
Ain't no director--
so watch out actors!
CHORUS (Repeat till finish)