One of these days gonna settle down
I'm gonna plant my feet on good solid ground
I'm gonna pull the plug on them neon lights
Honey, one of these day, one of the days but not tonight

So pour me a whiskey, play me one more song
Now baby, dance with me, baby, please drive me home
I'm gonna make some changes to this old boy's life
Said one on these days
(Yes, one of these days)
But not tonight

Hey, one of these days, gonna shed these boots
Trade in my old blue jeans for a three piece suit
Gonna find another job, working nine to five
One of these days, honey, one of the days but not tonight

So pour me a whiskey, play me one more song
Now baby dance with me, oh, please and take me home
I'm gonna make some changes to this old boys life
One on these days
(Honey, one of these days)
But not tonight

I said one on these days
Honey, one of these days but not tonight