Last night something pretty bad happened
We lost a friend
All shocked and broken
Shut down, exploded

"Jeddy 3" is what we first called him
Then it was Jed
Though Jed's system's dead
Therefore, so's Jed

We assembled him in the Kitchen
Made out of this and
Made out of that and
Whatever was at hand

When we finished Jed we were so proud
We celebrated
Congratulated
For what we'd created

Jed could run and walk, sing and talk and
Compile thoughts and
Solve lots of problems
We learned so much from him

A couple years went by an' somethin' happened
we gave jed less attention
We had new inventions
We left for conventions

Jed had found our booze and drank every drop
He fizzled and popped
He rattled and rocked
Finally he just stopped