Big Bang was a theory
But now I pose a query
But my query's like a question
Unlike a man who picked his jeans

Darwin started with crustations
Add a dose of fornications
Sprouting trees, swinging tails
And banana peeling feet

Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees
Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease

I've got a primate with a gun
Taylor'd better run
It looks like an A-1
And an illegal one
But I've seen it in a movie
It appears to be bologna
A society of monkeys
Using humans like a slave

Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees
Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease
Primate Camp - Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory
Primate Camp - From the oceans through the trees
Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate Camp - Spreading virus and

Primate Camp! [x4]
(Primate Camp) [x2]

Dr Zaus the physician
And Zera pose a question
With a chromosome a missing
Can he reason, think, and speak?
Before I go much further
They like committing murder
On horseback in the future
Guess it's part of their mystic

Now I'm straying from the topic
My nuts are microscopic
When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972
Musta been a dreaming
'cause the people payed to see 'em
From a jungle, to museum
I believe this be a zoo
Or a Primate Camp