Wish that you could sing like the other kids do?
Wish that you could hum or even carry a tune?
But you feel just like a frog or a hog thats bound for slaughter,
Youre bound to slaughter everything, you croak when you croon
Theres a place to go that everybody knows about
You can be alone and your pipes will all come clean
You can "Do -Rae -Me" hour after hour,
You will find your power under pressure and steam
Chorus:
Everybody sounds good in the shower Theres something about the acoustics in there
Everybodys singing in the shower
Give yourself a concert while you shampoo your hair
Did you get fired from the choir because they said you werent mellow?
Does the radio get turned up when you try and sing along?
Do the ogres and the trolls all tell you that you bellow?
Well hit the shower buddy, cause thats where you belong
Chorus
The hot water starts flowing - your vocal chords are glowing
The critics all are raving - your a tenor while your shaving
Strike a dozen poses - your towels a dozen roses
Youre a soupy sensation - youll get a standing ovation every time
Oh, how you shine!
Chorus
Give yourself a concert, give yourself a concert, give yourself a concert while you shampoo your hair
Do -Rae -me -fah -so -la -tea -do!