[Joe] Do you know the Muffin Man? That's the best question we've had all day! "Do we know the Muffin Man?"

[Kevin & Joe] I wish

[Kevin] That lives on Dreery Lane?

[Joe] I know--

[Nick] Dreery lane?

[Kevin] That lives on Dreery lane

Yo
I know the Muffin Man
I know the Muffin Man
I'm the only one knows him
Knows him
Knows him
He lives on my street
Wassup?
Oh
Hey
Muffin man

[Joe] I wonder if the Muffin Man is a girl

[Kevin] Like the muffin woman--

[Joe] Like, Oh, Yeah, of course he has a girl! *fake laughs*

[Nick] *laughs*

[Kevin] No, he didn't saya girl He said grill as in teeth grill

[Joe] Well, then he does Because he has a muffin grill! Put the muffin on the--

[Nick] It's not a muffin grill It's a grill It's a--

[Kevin] *laughs*