Do you think, everything, everyone, is goin' mental?
It seems to me we're spiralling out of control and it's inevitable
And don't you think, this time is yours, this time is mine, it's tempramental
It seems to me, we're on all fours, crawlin' on our knees someone help us please
Oh jesus christ almighty, do I feel alright? No, not slightly
I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it; it's just the beaurocrats that won't give me a mortgage
It's very funny 'cause I got ya f*ckin' money and I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit
Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble, I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles
Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life
If everyone and something else, something new, look what we got here,
And don't' you feel, it's all the same, some sick game and it's so insincere
I wish I could change your ways of the world, make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay, doin' what we do, screwin' who we screw
Why can't I sleep at night? Don't say it's gonna be alright
I want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognese and not feel bad about it for days and days
All my magazines they talk about weight loss, if I buy those jeans I could look like Kate Moss
I know it's not the life that I chose, but I guess it's just the way that things go
Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life
Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life
Oh jesus christ almighty, do I feel alright? No, not slightly
I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it; it's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage
It's very funny 'cause I got ya f*ckin' money and I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit
Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble, I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life
Oh yes, I'm fine, everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life